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Declawing cats
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted May 18, 2005
What ever macs are?
Save the claws, keep them on paws.
Declawing cats
nada Posted May 19, 2005
I thought that read "save the cows, keep them on paws..." And I was truly confused for a second...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 19, 2005
No no. This has nothing to do with cows. The cows are elsewhere and bovine.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 19, 2005
No. Its a song. 
We will... fight for bovine freedom. And hold... our large heads high. We will... run free with the buffalo or diiiie! Cows with guns!
Declawing cats
hstwrd Posted May 20, 2005
So did you have something to do with the buffalo that was running up and down a local highway yesterday? (Took a half dozen tranquilizer darts to subdue the poor fellow, I'm told.) I thought all he wanted to do was take a hike in the woods, but now I see that he was part of a vast conspiracy of bovine anarchists.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 20, 2005
... But i'm not bovine. How would i be in the conspiracy?
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Rune_Spirit Posted May 20, 2005
How do we KNOW you're not bovine? You could be a double agent! or a triple agent! or even a Quadruple agent!!! That works at the evil, horrid insurance agency in Texas! (not that i've ever seen them, considering I don't live anywhere near Texas...)
Declawing cats
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 21, 2005
NO i'm definitly a cat. Watch. *acts catty*
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hstwrd Posted May 21, 2005
How clever of those cows to recruit a real cat!
Or... perhaps the cats are manipulating the bovine species?! After all, the buffalo didn't come when called.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 21, 2005
Well i shouldn't mention this because its bad for my defense but one of my friends is Supermoo, duke of cows.
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Rune_Spirit Posted May 21, 2005
*shines big light in EC's face*
Are you conspiring against the FMA? Are you?!? ARE YOU?!?!?!?
Cat is awesome
Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted May 22, 2005
Well, since SuperMoo is one of the FMAers, who also happened to make our badge, I kinda doubt it... 
Cat is awesome
Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted May 22, 2005
it could be a cunning bovine plan
cows are well known for being cunning, sly and tricky or was that foxes 
Cat is awesome
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted May 22, 2005
Cows are actually know for being slow, stubborn, and stupid.
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- 1221: nada (May 18, 2005)
- 1222: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (May 18, 2005)
- 1223: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 18, 2005)
- 1224: nada (May 19, 2005)
- 1225: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 19, 2005)
- 1226: nada (May 19, 2005)
- 1227: Rune_Spirit (May 19, 2005)
- 1228: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 19, 2005)
- 1229: hstwrd (May 20, 2005)
- 1230: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 20, 2005)
- 1231: nada (May 20, 2005)
- 1232: Rune_Spirit (May 20, 2005)
- 1233: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 21, 2005)
- 1234: hstwrd (May 21, 2005)
- 1235: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 21, 2005)
- 1236: Rune_Spirit (May 21, 2005)
- 1237: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 21, 2005)
- 1238: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (May 22, 2005)
- 1239: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (May 22, 2005)
- 1240: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 22, 2005)
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