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DD's Stag Year

Post 481

The Duke of Dunstable

*Puzzled expression*
How the hell did I get here? And you wouldn't have a wee drop of Laphroaig, would you?


DD's Stag Year

Post 482

SPINY (aka Ship's Cook)

A bucket of Laphroaig for my friend the Duke!

Get that down ye, m'lord.

Hi B17, I'll look forward to seeing those pics. I was gutted not to be able to come along to the last meet, especially since I heard from Lyns how much misbehaviour went on. But we had a nice family do with my now 40-year-old baby brother at the Grange Manor Hotel in Grangemouth. Very nice posh bedrooms, and all paid for by my mum! Champagne, wine and malt whisky, and no hangover to spoil the full Scots breakfast.


DD's Stag Year

Post 483

Menza

Sounds like you weren't trying hard enough. smiley - winkeye


DD's Stag Year

Post 484

Babel17

In the words of Shaggy and his current hit "Wasn't Me" smiley - winkeye


DD's Stag Year

Post 485

Munchkin

Would that be a popular beat combo then?
Yon talk of a full breakfast has made me hungry, I think I'll knaw on this table until some nibbles come round.


DD's Stag Year

Post 486

Babel17

Must be about time we went for some food anyway.


DD's Stag Year

Post 487

Menza

Thats a point, in all this redecoration has anyone seen the kitchen?


DD's Stag Year

Post 488

SPINY (aka Ship's Cook)

KITCHEN? We're men on a Stag Night! We don't go in there!

Erm...let's send out.


DD's Stag Year

Post 489

Demon Drawer

Or the Nook, it seems to be missing as well. smiley - sadface


DD's Stag Year

Post 490

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - hangover Never mind that, where's the Gents' gone?


DD's Stag Year

Post 491

Demon Drawer

WHAT!!!! They have taken the gents maybe I should go over and ask Douglas where they are. smiley - winkeye


DD's Stag Year

Post 492

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Remember that the mention of a toilet in this forum is does not represent an endorsement by the BBC. Other lavatories are available. smiley - tongueout


DD's Stag Year

Post 493

Demon Drawer

You saw the posting in the chat after Douglas mentioned his favourite type of computer too then. smiley - winkeye


DD's Stag Year

Post 494

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No... smiley - angel


DD's Stag Year

Post 495

Demon Drawer

Me thinks thou dost protest too much. smiley - devil


DD's Stag Year

Post 496

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Well, of course, when I say "no", what I actually mean is "yes".


DD's Stag Year

Post 497

dasilva


"Whu...?" *wakes up and rubs his eyes after being asleep for 18 months, finding he's connection to the net is again stable now he has an...computer that Douglas may or may not approve of*


DD's Stag Year

Post 498

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ah, hello. Just in time - it's your round.


DD's Stag Year

Post 499

Menza

*pours lots of smiley - ale*

Here you go. smiley - smiley


DD's Stag Year

Post 500

dasilva


*looks at his beer gut* Yes, I am rather...

Whatever's all round please, barkeep!


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