A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
DD's Stag Year
Richard Cranium {with nothing witty in brackets} Posted Jan 19, 2001
I know I'm not too well known around here but to get a fellas cat drunk! I mean you could tell he's got a problem. Last I checked, the Betty Ford clinic had a three month waiting period for felines! Ah well, I hope its the good stuff hes drunk on. Here you go Lost- 
- but mind the cat doesn't get near it.
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Lost in Scotland Posted Jan 19, 2001
Excellent, thanks alot, mate. I'll keep this drink to myself. No cats allowed near it.
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Richard Cranium {with nothing witty in brackets} Posted Jan 19, 2001
The cat was supposed to stay sober. I mean he is the designated driver and all. I'll have another 
while he sobers up. Now I'm looking for that green envelope. There's a special card for DD. Last I saw DD he was inspecting the floor for traces of moon dust. More astronaut rumors you know. The envelope contains a "get out of vasectomy free" card that he may need in his married life. or not.
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Richard Cranium {with nothing witty in brackets} Posted Jan 19, 2001
BTW- The Red envelope contains the four words to make any relationship pure bliss and it is very important DD never sets eyes on it. I mean look what happened to the cat after he saw it.
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Babel17 Posted Jan 19, 2001
FC? What are you doing here? I thought you were out tonight. Well, obviously you are here, so you must be 'out' tonight. I meant elsewhere. DD not with you then?
*grabs another for himself and a for FC, then steers FC towards a seat next to the door, afay from the far end of the bar, so that DD can creep further back into obscurity.*
Lets sit here and see if he turns up and you can tell me where he was meant to be meeting you.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 22, 2001
Ah dear. He was meant to be meeting me outside I'm sure. 
We were going off to make some final wedding plans. Ah dear.
Is his cousin around then? Fergal is it?
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Munchkin Posted Jan 22, 2001
*Munchkin returns, from another exceedingly long trip to the loo* Sorry, hamster bladder again Its gone a bit quiet in here, you'd think the fiancee had .. oh hello over there.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 22, 2001
You'd think the fiancee had... 
Hey Munchkin! Did you see DD in your travels?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 22, 2001
DD? Didn't we strip him naked and tie him to a.....
Oh! Er, no, haven't seen him for ages. 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 22, 2001
That wasn't DD ... that was a stranger ... wasn't it?
He did look vaguely familiar though ... remind me what DD looks like?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 22, 2001
He looks a bit like him.
*points to naked stranger tied to tree outside*
But you're right, that's not him. *shouts out of window* Sorry mate!
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 22, 2001
*looks at naked stranger*
That is what you want to do to DD is it? 
I may stick around for that...
No! You cant do that to DD! You really cant! I mean look at that poor man outside. What will newbies think!
*rushes out*
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 22, 2001
Is that him then? *pointing at another naked man, handcuffed to a lamp-post*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 22, 2001
No, that's not him either. Come to think of it, he was there when we started.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 22, 2001
This is beginning to look like some strange hibernian ritual ... there's another one over there look ...
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 22, 2001
What have you done to all these men? And why didnt I know we could do that to men on here before now?!?!
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 22, 2001
It's amazing what you can do with a can of spray-cream, a peacock's feather and nipple clamps, I'd imagine.
Handcuffs seem tame in comparison.
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- 381: Richard Cranium {with nothing witty in brackets} (Jan 19, 2001)
- 382: Lost in Scotland (Jan 19, 2001)
- 383: Richard Cranium {with nothing witty in brackets} (Jan 19, 2001)
- 384: Richard Cranium {with nothing witty in brackets} (Jan 19, 2001)
- 385: Babel17 (Jan 19, 2001)
- 386: dasilva (Jan 19, 2001)
- 387: Fashion Cat (Jan 22, 2001)
- 388: Munchkin (Jan 22, 2001)
- 389: Fashion Cat (Jan 22, 2001)
- 390: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 22, 2001)
- 391: Fashion Cat (Jan 22, 2001)
- 392: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 22, 2001)
- 393: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 22, 2001)
- 394: Fashion Cat (Jan 22, 2001)
- 395: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 22, 2001)
- 396: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 22, 2001)
- 397: Fashion Cat (Jan 22, 2001)
- 398: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 22, 2001)
- 399: Fashion Cat (Jan 22, 2001)
- 400: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 22, 2001)
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