h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh right - "I am the Walrus", "Come Together" etc.... No problems there

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I AM THE EGG MAN YOU ARE THE EGG MEN I AM THE WULRUS COO COO CATCHOO COO CO CATCHOO

Well maybe not the Walrus.

hehe

*"Sitting in the morning sun,
I'll be sitting till the evening comes.
Watching the ships go by,
Wasting ti..iii..iii.iii....me."

Sings the confused person in the corner.
Things have gotten a bit stange.

Cousins snogging cousins.
Strange women in beards,
No best man, and a stripper that keeps hiding in the
But things look a might stange to this poor confused chap in the corner. He orders another .

Now there is a bloke in a deerstalker pretending to be Sherlock Holmes. Did he imagine this was the route things woudld take when embarking on this year long stag do? Ok, he imagined some bizzare situations, but not until month three and certainly not within week one.

He is overworked, he is tired and he might be a bit squiggly on alcohol.
He tries to pull himself together.
He has another
He sits, wasting time....

Better than Eddie Vedder's attempt at covering it anyway

*grabs *

Ok it's the weekend lets kick this stag do into some sort of action. After all last Saturday I had to remain sober, as I was doing a lot of driving after visiting pubs in Glasgow. So I'm in a mood for .

*downs and reaches for another *

So where is everyone then?

I'm kinda here.....

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Would pour like something to drink. I would pour you a tea if I had the smiley.

Have a |_| instead.

I'm semi here

I am here, but sort of busy, so I shall post when I can
Grabs another despite the ammount he had last night.

*sings*

Johnny the Horse was kicked to death
He died for entertainment

Would you believe he came out well?
He had a bright enquiring mind
His family knew that he'd go far
If he applied his time

But he started out standing on corners
And talking out loud. Too loud
He said he couldn't believe it himself
Or the world already thinks its heard

It seems a million years ago
That he left his life behind
The moment came for him to go
He said goodbye to his wife and child
He started out walking, he never looked back
There was too much pain
Between Glasgow and London
One hot summer, he forgot his name

Can you remember his name?
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo woah!
Can you remember his name?
Doo doo doo doo doo doo woah!
Can you remember?

Stares at the world through the bottom of empty 's

*gets full *

Is that any better?

It makes the world harder to see...

...which can only be an improvement

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*sigh*

True

*downs another *

Remembers looking through the at Staffs Uni and thinking it was as transparent as glasses of nice, cold, erm....well...water...



You couldn't smell the Southern Comfort either...

*suddenly wakes up*
Diddly doo doo doo, diddly diddly doo WOOOOH!
Who's singing Madness songs, and why?
*finds a spare and drinks it*

"Hey You! Don't watch that, Watch this!
It's the heavy, heavy Monster sound.
It's the nuttiest sound around.
So if you've come up off the street,
And you're beginning to feel the heat,
Well listen Buster, you better start to move your feet,
To the rockingest rock steady beet of Madness.
ONE STEP BEYOND!
Na, na naaaaaaa, na, na, na, na, na, naaaa, naaaa...."

*starts doing the nutty-boys dance round the bar*

More beer, more beer
*grabs a couple of s and shoves one in EV's hands.*

*Puts a squid in the jukebox, which seems to gum up the works, so thumping it in that place and in exactly the right way that gives you 5 free plays, puts on "Drip Fed Fred" and carried on browsing*