A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Feb 4, 2003
*pats EV sympathetically on the back*
Just get it out your system, you'll feel better afterwards.
*hangs around, wondereing what a half digested picture of Queen Victoria would look like*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 4, 2003
You'll find out just as soon as I get it out of my system...
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Cakewalker Posted Feb 4, 2003
Let me know when you do - apparently there's a nice space for it on the wall at the Saatchi abode next to their bed and jars of pickled sheep 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Feb 5, 2003
Did anybody else hear about that blood sculpture Charles Saatchi had in his freezer which melted when a workman in his house unplugged it... Yeuch!
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Cakewalker Posted Feb 5, 2003
I hadn't heard about it! Has the workman joined the remains of the sculpture in the freezer now?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Feb 6, 2003
I heard that in Russia, a statue of a giant nose was stolen a few months ago. Here in NJ, we're having a problem with statue vandalism all over the state.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 6, 2003
Is that what happened to Michael Jackson's nose? 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Feb 6, 2003
Over here, some guy chopped off Maggie Thatcher's head...well off her statue anyway 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Feb 8, 2003
In one NJ tow, a giant aluminum bear was stolen.
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Cakewalker Posted Feb 9, 2003
What purpose did the bear statue have in the first place? Or was it a development prototype of a mechanoid bear? Or just a bear that had the misfortune to slip into a large tank while on a tour round a smelting works?
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Feb 9, 2003
We've got a statue of a giant bee outside Macdonalds where I live. It's supposed to be a hornet, because that's the nickname of our local football team, but it's definitely a bee.
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 9, 2003
Australia is filled with such tacky statues: the big pinapple, the big prawn, the big banana, the big merino...
Truly scary stuff
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 9, 2003
In Glasgow there is a fairly recent statue of the late First Minister of Scotland, Donald Dewar. Which is fair enough. However, for reasons which have never become clear, it is bright green.
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 9, 2003
perhaps pigeons don't like green?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 9, 2003
Perhaps, but it makes the poor man look terribly 
. And where he got that horrendous green suit, I'll never know.
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 9, 2003
doesn't sound like a very good look, i must admit.
Perhaps someone on the council didn't like him, or maybe there was a special on green paint that week...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 9, 2003
Or it could have been commissioned by a rabid Blackadder fan.
"Mr Dewar was a fine, upstanding gentleman, and we intend to honour him with a statue, made entirely from the finest green!"
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 13, 2003
I'll have 3 
thanks.
One for each goal
Key: Complain about this post
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- 7381: Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" (Feb 4, 2003)
- 7382: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 4, 2003)
- 7383: Cakewalker (Feb 4, 2003)
- 7384: Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" (Feb 5, 2003)
- 7385: Cakewalker (Feb 5, 2003)
- 7386: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Feb 6, 2003)
- 7387: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 6, 2003)
- 7388: Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" (Feb 6, 2003)
- 7389: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 6, 2003)
- 7390: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Feb 8, 2003)
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- 7392: Cakewalker (Feb 9, 2003)
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- 7395: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 9, 2003)
- 7396: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 9, 2003)
- 7397: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 9, 2003)
- 7398: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 9, 2003)
- 7399: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 9, 2003)
- 7400: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 13, 2003)
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