h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grudgingly pours 3 *

*doesn't mention the *
*helps himself to a *

What are we not mentioning?

*helps herself to a well deserved *

I daren't mention it. I wouldn't want to offend Menza

Pretty much all of it.

Oh ok. So...mmm. Nice weather we've been having.

*racks her brains for pub talk*

Personally I find it around 0.6 degrees colder than optimum, but not bad, yes.

*drinks *

Er...

*drinks more *

So... did anyone see the football last night?

I watched Wales as that's where I live. Not a bad match, but I've seen better. But since it was Wales v Bosnia, it was kinda to be expected really. More looking forward to the Six Nations on Saturday though!

Is it this Saturday? Oh, I suppose it is. I remember seeing the trailers, but then I got sidetracked wondering why the BBC thought it was appropriate to use "Army" by Ben Folds Five as the backing music, and forgot to think about the rugby. Who's playing who?

Well Wales are playing Italy and England are playing France (should be a good one) and Scotland are playing Ireland on Sunday.

Oh bloody hell. Er, I mean, great! That gives us a chance to show Ireland what we're really made of. We won't get absolutely trounced like we did in the football, oh no.

It'll be an interesting watch anyway. To be honest, I don't fancy your chances much, as I quite fancy the Irish to do well this year, but we'll see. I'm rarely right when it comes to Six Nations predictions!

To be honest, I don't fancy our chances much either. Maybe I watch too much football...

Although, you've got to give the Scotish credit for dedication , I was watching a program which was showing them training in the snow! I couldn't believe it!

However I shall be listening to the France/England game with my French shirt on on Saturday! I've got really high hopes for them this year. Did I hear Grand Slam?

So we'll be alright if it snows.

Hmmm, satellite delay.

*listens*

Grand slam? No, it was just the wind blowing the door shut.

*has another *

Hmmmm, beer. It's been such a long day! And it's *whisper* V Day tomorrow (or should I say today now?).



Need to go the off licence tomorrow to get some beers in for saturday, have to pretend to cheer on Wales as some of my (Welsh) friends are coming round.

You had to mention the V-word, didn't you? Oh well, last year I had to spend money I didn't have on presents that weren't appreciated. This year I have some money and I can spend it all on myself, ha ha ha ha.... I'd better stop before this turns into a Johnny Vegas-style rant.

Here have a . And even better, it's free! I am planning to go out with my friends to see 8 mile tonight (the least romantic film we could think of) then we're going to get royally rat arsed with all the money we didn't spend on presents!