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Hear, hear!

Nice one.

I've forwarded it to a few people, though I'm still plucking up the courage to send it to a yank; probably Charles Daniels as he's currently in America and therefore less likely to bring reprisals than those who are in Leeds (or Hull, poor Sharon).

Any NOR can only be thought to be even remotely enforcable as of Jan 20, 2001. Until that date please be so kind to, as you say, bugger off. We are having a quite jolly time of it over here with this and some do not appreciate your attempt to get in without an invitation.
As you noted earlier, we do have nukes (more than you) and we (unfortunately) do know how to use them.
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Thats OK, most of ours have been grounded by Health and Saftey.

You forgot one thing...

signed,
Robin Cook
UK Foreign Secretary

11. Look up "Foreign".

Yeah, and our "Football" hooligns could wip the pants off your nukes anyday!

*tries to not sound too anti-american, as they're quite a nice bunch* (apart from the lawyers)

Speaking of lawyers; it seems that the area of most annual shark attacks in the world is......Florida.

The Barrigan(sp?) brothers tried to ground our nukes a few years back by hitting them with hammers and pouring blood on them. Haven't heard of any launches since then so, who knows?

Any chance of getting the lawers in the water before the shark attacks?

Old joke:

Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy.

It got moderated.

And its been so long since this was visable I can't remember what it said.

I remember some of the points. There's the one about no longer driving American cars because they're rubbish and the one telling the Americans to learn to spell.

Ummm...I don't even remember this being here in the first place?

But it was soooooo funny.

*laughs*
Awww don't sulk Menza, we still have the amusement of the jukebox thread to look forward too

The general gist was that since the Americans couldn't sort out their next president, the Queen was going to take it over again (except Ohio, which she didn't fancy). It was very funny, though I also received it on at least two emails.

*grins*
Nope definitely never saw it

I got it in a mail too, but I deleted it cos it was posted here and I thought I was less likely to loose it. Who knew.

Well ummm... I'm sure it'll still be somewhere...it's just being moderated, maybe it'll come back?