h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

now why would you just sit in a corner??? come here and help us get there... before I have to disappear!

I had never thought about the problem of plaster casts of aeroplanes before. It's a good point.

lots of swelling... not fun at all

I didn't realise you'd hurt your leg FC, sorry to hear that.
*passes FC a *

Maybe we could just start counting down to 1000... it'd be educational so no one could complain? Anyway I'm aiming for post 1001 as I haven't been here long enough to take the honour of 1000 but I think 1001 would be cool so when I miss it that's my excuse

Afternoon all, please.
Here, FC, I made you something.
*hands her a stool to rest her leg on*

*wakes up from under a mountain of crisp packets, peanut shells and a small army of penguin waiters*

Wstfgl...

*rubs eyes*

I need a |_| after recent events.

I expected this forum to have gone way past the 1000 mark by now. Where is everyone?

*experiments with the echo in this thread*

HELLO?

Hello... hEllO... HeLLO... hellooo

*echoes back*
hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooo........

That's funny. I could have sworn someone else was in here just then.

*echoes*
Tttttttthhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaatttttttsssssssss fffffffffuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnyyyyyy........IIIIIIIIIIII ccccccccooooooouuuuuullllllllldddddd
hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee...neh
*stops shouting down a rolled up newspaper*
O.K I've stopped now although I think that this 1000th post is actually going to sneak up on us whilst no-one else is in here you know...now that could be amusing
What do you reckon? How do you fancy having the 1000th post?

I don't think it matters who gets the 1000th post. Although I'm very proud of my 999th post in 37 which allowed Menza to post a really cool 1000th post and stopped Peregrin getting the honours.

So the main plan is to stop Peregrin getting the 1000th post? Hmmm...

Aaah well 992

993 now

*pours himself the |_|*

Hi Joe, if you don't mind me asking whats the U6th? The only U6th I know of is the Upper Sixth as in second year at college type thingy but that doesn't seem likely as I've only ever heard my old school use that phrase

Sorry you never got the drink but to make up fo it have a second for when you finish the first
*passes over a |_|*
Hang on though it's after 8pm so doesn't that mean you should be on doubles anyway?

I have nothing against my current employer but I felt that the honour went to the right person in the end.

Ever considered a career in RL politics

I wonder if Menza can magically appear and get the 1000th post later...there doesn't seem to be the mad scramble for it like last time as there's no-one here who has actually stated a claim at wanting to get it.I was hoping either EV or DD would turn up at some point as I'm still trying to find out today's qualifying results because the stoopid website crashed due to excess numbers of people trying to find out, however, I'm rambling now so I'll go back to my search

Trouble is, everyone's trying to avoid posting number 999, because then if they post 1000 they'll look like they've cheated

I'll have 998 this time.

I wonder who will be the lucky regular this time?

Anyone for a drink?

I bet this misses.