h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you, but you should have a G|_| yourself
*magics a G|_| and passes it to Menza*
Can you tell I'm on my bestest fairy behaviour? Wumbeevil gave me eveil fairy wings as a joke so now I've got my good wings back I have to start all over again as a helpful fairy.
*rips out the page of her fairy hand book on foot massage and hopes that no-one saw it*

*Thinks about s.*

Thank you.

*passes Bluebottle a C|_| and then stands by ready to refil*
Here you g
Anything else you'd like whilst you're here, nachos, crisps, chocolate bar?

Thanks for the drinks Tinkerbell, my feet pass their thanks too. They're wriggling in delight.

Thanks Tinkerbell... How about salted peanuts?

*looks at Peregrins wiggling toes and breathes a sigh of relief that no-one else has ever read the fairy manual*
Aaaaw ain't that sweet

*Fetches over a bag of salted peanuts and an extra G|_| for after they've been eaten*
Happy to oblige

*strolls in, blatantly failing to read the backlog*
Evening all, any chance of a ?

Certainly EV
*Pours a C|_| and takes it over to EV, contemplates simply stating peanuts but decides that probably wouldn't help her get back to being a good fairy so asks politely*
Anything else I can get for you there EV, packet of peanuts, crisps?

Thank you, some peanuts would be nice.

*goes back to fetch a packet of peanuts, wonders why she's bothering to walk, stops and uses her magic to fetch them instead*
Here you are I didn't know if you wanted salted or non-salted so I bought both
*realises that if her old Brownie leader could see her helping people now she would never have been kicked out*

How thoughtful! Thank you very much.

Pleasure
*gets another C|_| lined up*
Here you'd better have this too, the salted peanuts are quite strong.

Thanks... *tries the peanuts* Blimey, you're not kidding.

May I try some?

No.
Oh, okay then.

E.V?!!?!?!? How could you????
Oh. I see.

Pardon?

It's one of those days.