h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*DD reaches for the juke box*

Hmmm let me see.

I have a suggestion. It involves drinking huge amounts of alcohol.

*DD abandons juke box*

OK set them up.

this should work, it's always good to have a Dr a the bar.
DD, chosen anything?

DD, the queue may finish sooner than some people realise. In the last seven days I accepted and subbed 17 out of the 20 yarns* I had received. I believe most subs are making a concerted effort to get rid of the queue.

Once it has disappeared, all articles the subs receive will be acceptances. Yippee.

*Alas, none were yours.

That's Ok I know who had a bunch of mine.

*DD returns covered in hand grenade residue*

a(_) of brandy please.

*holds door open and covers DD as he dashes back in from his ill-timed visit to the Celery HQ*

Two s please.

That's Ok Amy but speak up I can't hear you very well.

Oh dear. Must be blast damage from that grenade I fielded.

for me and a brandy for DD please.

*takes up a position covering both doors*

*gets the feeling something has happened that he doesn't know about*

*ringo is pretty familiar with this kind of feeling*

It was just some children playing games and getting upset when they couldn't get their own way. They were pretending that The Celery had been kidnapped but I spoiled it for them by figuring out who they were. They tried to stamp on me and squash me with a brick. Then then threw a hand grenade at DD and myself but I threw it back. After that they had some tantrums before confessing and having some more tantrums.

I'll have a please.

*closes his dictionary, now that he knows what a tantrum is.*
anyone round here to share a drink with?

I'd rather have a drink of my own

I remember a song, I think it's called 'greedy people'
OK, then I'd like to have a on my own. What about you?

Hello everyone! I hope everyone is having as good a day as I am!

Am I shouting? sorry.

~Wings shuffle~
*a new dance.*

No, not shouting Although you do seem rather cheerful.

I'll have a glass of mead please

Wow, what a mood for this time of day

What's wrong with this time of day?
Does everyone know my name?
'Cause I really wanted to go where everbody knows my name.