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Hi ddgb one long vodka -> |_|, and welcome . You'll need to see the article on drinkies to get the hang of ordering:

http://www.h2g2.com/A359697

The 37 subject just means it's the thirty seventh round.

ah! i see now... i think...


so there are a lot of regulars i take it then?

(stands closer to BlueS and whispers) because i really want to get to know you all.... very well....

Afternoon all, c||_|| please.
*notices the drop dead gorgeous babe just along the bar*

Afternoon EV, I was wondering when you'd drop by .

*Moves away from ddgb to pour EV's c||_||.*

(sultry voice) well hello there Dr. Vibenstein.... an absolute pleasure to make your acquaintance.... dare i ask what you are a doctor of?

and more importantly can I get another drink? BlueS? I'll have another |_| please....

Another |_| coming right up .

well hello there ddgb.... nice to see a new face around...

hey EV, BS.. can I just get my usual before going home for the weekend? nice relaxing one after the last...

Hello...?

I'm new: I've been watching through the window to see if there were any humilitating initatition rituals for ddgb...is it safe?

I'd love a gin and tonic, please - how do I cross a with a |_|?

hehe... rituals? no... well, none that are made public anyway!! after a while if you can survive the madness that ensues you'll be ok!

and g&t... that would be without ice and with...

though i'm sure we can devise some tortuous introductions if we felt it was needed

for FC and a for Cloviscat, welcome .

You new as well Cloviscat? I think its safe here, and the men seem to be real gentlemen... (sighs)

Hello Cloviscat, and ddgb... you don't mind if I call you ddgb, do you?
I am, of course, a doctor of woodwork. If you have a table with a broken leg, I'm your man.

Thanks for the - I needed that: i keep getting lost. I've just bought a house in the Village, but I haven't done a thing to it: as for the men, ddgb, you do seem to be attracting their attention - perhaps you should keep doing whatevert you're doing!

Any chance of another - it's hot in here!

OK I need a pre-match end of week drink, who's with me?

(smiles) trust me, I fully intend to do so....

oh doctor, I would be honoured for you to feel you could shorten my name... what is your preferred name? doctor? or EV as I see some people have called you?

(sits closer to the doctor...)

um... woodwork? i think i may just have a job for you to do... my table has been annoying me for ages, but my female abilities dont seem to stretch to woodwork but I'm sure you'll be too busy to be able to see me straight away....

Oh please, call me EV... and do tell me more about your table problem.

(Cloviscat), (ddgb), (DD), (EV) and a for me. Did I miss anyone?

well, I never really have been one with, well you know, my hands (in certain respects only) and DIY and things just dont come naturally...

a few weeks back now my coffee table leg was broken when my dog ran into it... I tried gluing in back together but it didnt want to work at all... so the solution i have at the moment is to keep it balanced with books... not the best, but its a working solution at the moment... though it would be wonderful to not spill my coffee every time i put down....

Afternoon all. Well hello ddgb - how's life? I find it difficult to believe that you're not good with your hands...

So little time, so much innuendo...

Can anyone recommend a good place to hang around in for some quality culture? Or failing that, just some good fun?