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good morning.
one for the road before I head off camping for a week (_)
be good while I'm away, won't you?
feed Kitty
and don't destroy the kitchen

*puts 6 tins of cake on the bar (and hides 36 more behind the bar - where bartenders will find them on appropriate days but labelled - "SHARE THESE - THIS MEANS YOU MENZA, SHARE!!!)*

Bye Ændr, have a good time! Oooh, cake...

If you go down to the woods today you better watch out for....


cake!!!! Do I see cake!!!!

Well EV shall we cut it now or wait?

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Well, 6 tins of cake... it'd be rude not to, wouldn't it?
*starts to cut the cake*

Hello again, Doctor, sorry I had to rush out so quickly yesterday, and so soon after we'd met!

I've been here for ages waiting for someone else to come in: I was just too shy to help myself... I'm starving!

*cuts extra large slice of cake for Cloviscat*
Don't worry, you'll soon get used to the self service policy - a being could die of thirst in here otherwise! Can I get you a drink?

I'd have another of those , but I don't thik it would go with the cake: make it a , then. People here are so friendly.

Wow! 35 users on line! It's been down to just 21 this morning: I've been getting quite lonely...

Aaah, I remember when you could catch it in single figures...
*looks wistful for a while, then remembers where he is and pours a for Cloviscat and one for himself*

Thanks! So: could you tell a newbie what they shouldn't miss?

*staggers in through door and collapses in a heap on the floor*

Well that was a tricky week, glad to be back in these safe and familiar surroundings.

Anyone for a ?

Hello Menza,
Id like to have one, please. For me, it was only a tricky day (I've forgotten the week already)but I think that's reason enough.
Anyway, I admit, I like drinking without any special reason as well

Well, you shouldn't miss Menza, anyway!
Why don't you follow me back to my personal space? There's a big list of stuff to do there, or you can always check the front page for the latest goodies - http://www.h2g2.com/

Oh, and hello again Menza and Ringo.

Hello EV,hello Cloviscat; how's things
if you're in the mood for it have a look around at the PPP

*pours and *

Here you both go.

Need something to tickle the back of the throat here Menza.

*pours *

here you go DD.

Ah, that's good nothing like a nice cold flow.

*Lurks through the door, pausing briefly at the thought of cake, and sits down.*
Greetings, fellow partakers of liquidity.