A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 12, 2000
hmm... i need a rink! lets pitch here shall we *notices we've not left the bar*
wonder whether Menza will mind....
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Kes Posted Jul 12, 2000
Agreed - but in the corner - out of the way of the entrance.
*In one bound, Kes is back at the bar. Produces 
and 
*
There you are. Oh - and you wanted this ....
*From other pocket produces a tame goanna, which blinks at FC*
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Kes Posted Jul 12, 2000
*FC exclaims words of reptilophobic terror, and exits the F and F at high speed. The goanna blinks; Kes blinks*
I thought she said she wanted to see the Lizard of Aus - must've mis-heard
"Returns goanna to pocket, from whence it will soon be replaced in its natural habitat. Returns borrowed barrel mallet and skewers (aka tent pegs) to their natural habitat behind the bar, hoping nobody has needed new beer or kebabs recently. With natural order thus restored, he places a note on the bar explaining the presence of FC's tent and offering to stand drinks all round, and exits (not pursued by bear)*
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Bumblebee Posted Jul 12, 2000
The rumors that I am laying around in corners sleeping are highly exaggerated.
I was just powdering my nose!
Hello! Anybody 'ere?
*Turns on the coffee-machine while handbag goes sniffing behind the bar*
What's that? What are you chewing on? Give it here!
Dratted thing.
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 12, 2000
I use the euphemism "powdering my nose" for something I don't normally do in odd corners. May I point out the that the facilities for lady insects are through that door with the drunken wasp painted on it.
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Bumblebee Posted Jul 12, 2000
Thats where I went! I love what they have done with the tiles! Have you seen the new showerroom in there?
And the mirrors? No wonder one spend so long time in there!.
Can I offer you a cup of blue java?
*Pours on for herself as the Ant seems to have gone off.*
*notice that the tent is starting to sag in the middle.* 
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 12, 2000
Ah, time for my customary lunchtime . I'll serve myself 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 12, 2000
Strewth, I go away for 12 hours and when I come back, somebody's pitched a tent!
Afternoon all, please.
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BluesSlider Posted Jul 12, 2000
*Wanders in looking dazed and confused*
Sorry about last night, I'd just got my order in when I had to leave 
. Still, I'm back now, wonder if any-one's posted anything while I've been trying to catch up on the backlog?
*Pours EV and self a in case they haven't*
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Pastey Posted Jul 12, 2000
Well, if you're pouring I'll have a please
And how is everyone today then?
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BluesSlider Posted Jul 12, 2000
*Pours for Pastey *
I'm fine thanks . I haven't been in for a week or so, so I've had some catching up to do.
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Pastey Posted Jul 12, 2000
Same here, just got back from the honeymoon on Sunday afternoon. Still winding down and trying to relax
That was lovely, I think I'll have another now please?
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BluesSlider Posted Jul 12, 2000
*Pours another and one for himself.*
Congratulations . I take it you are advertising for the GBBF in your nickname?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 12, 2000
Evening DD. Anyone seen Menza? I've just thrown him out of the Ladies' Loo so he must be around somewhere.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 12, 2000
*continues the evening rush*
Last time I saw him, he was in the beer tent.
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 12, 2000
Well I hope he's removed his blindfold.
*helps self to *
Can I get anything for anyone while I am this side of the bar?
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- 301: Fashion Cat (Jul 12, 2000)
- 302: Kes (Jul 12, 2000)
- 303: Kes (Jul 12, 2000)
- 304: Bumblebee (Jul 12, 2000)
- 305: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 12, 2000)
- 306: Bumblebee (Jul 12, 2000)
- 307: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 12, 2000)
- 308: J'au-æmne (Jul 12, 2000)
- 309: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 12, 2000)
- 310: BluesSlider (Jul 12, 2000)
- 311: Pastey (Jul 12, 2000)
- 312: BluesSlider (Jul 12, 2000)
- 313: Pastey (Jul 12, 2000)
- 314: BluesSlider (Jul 12, 2000)
- 315: Demon Drawer (Jul 12, 2000)
- 316: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 12, 2000)
- 317: J'au-æmne (Jul 12, 2000)
- 318: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 12, 2000)
- 319: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 12, 2000)
- 320: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 12, 2000)
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