A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

French GP

Post 61

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Well that's alright then, here catch an eggsmiley - winkeye


French GP

Post 62

Menza

Do you mind, some of us have to clean this forum when you are done with it. smiley - winkeye


French GP

Post 63

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Hmmm, *wonders if fairy dust excuse will still work, realises Menza has probably seen through my disguise, tries different approach*...
I'm so sorry Menza, how inconsiderate, I realise now my mistake and should have been less selfish to start with...obviously you're just upset because you didn't get an egg too, here you are *throws nice, safe hard boiled egg* smiley - smiley


French GP

Post 64

Menza

*rushes off to find a container for the shell*


French GP

Post 65

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*tries to supress laughter at obsessive cleanliness of Menza*


French GP

Post 66

Menza

*only on the F&F, my flat is a tip. Which I may have to change cos teh landlord is coming round for an inspection on Tuesday*


French GP

Post 67

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*thinks it's slightly drastic to move house just because it's too untidy...I guess it's easier to be virtually tidy and really tidy*


French GP

Post 68

Menza

*of course it is, puts vacume cleaner round in three nanoseconds*


French GP

Post 69

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*looks around in awe at spotless pub, oooh, can you virtually clean my house too?*

*wonders why she's thinking rather than talking, realises she's experiencing a very strange phenomenon (do do do doo do do dododo, da da da da da daaaa dada) of actually thinking before speaking*


French GP

Post 70

Menza

Shock horror. smiley - winkeye


French GP

Post 71

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

It is quite scary...almost alarming evensmiley - smiley


French GP

Post 72

Menza

You will never catch me doing that. smiley - winkeye


French GP

Post 73

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Quite right too, I don't know what's wrong with me...maybe the heat is affecting mesmiley - smiley


French GP

Post 74

Menza

It has been a touch warmer. smiley - winkeye


French GP

Post 75

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Maybe if we fitted air conditioning in here I'd start talking less sense again?


French GP

Post 76

IanG

Noooooooooo!


French GP

Post 77

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Well that's just charming isn't itsmiley - winkeye
You be nice to someone and what happens, they sneak up on you and then scream when you're least expecting it...quick menza get me a fan, must talk less sense... *grabs pocket fan* ahaha,
"oh hokey kokey kokey, oh hokey kokey kokey, you put your left leg in, your right arm out, in out, in out, you shake it all about, you do the hokey kokey and you turn around, thats what it's all about...OH hokey kokey kokey, oh hokey kokey kokey, legs bent, arms out RA RA RA!!! "
*Tinkerbell flutters off laughing*


French GP

Post 78

IanG

This is precisely the kind of thing I was worried about... smiley - winkeye


French GP

Post 79

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Hey you don't want to worry until I start on the nursery rhymessmiley - winkeye

I've got I'm a little T-Pot down to perfectionsmiley - smiley

How about if I just chant Schumi for Champion does that count as insanity aswellsmiley - smiley


French GP

Post 80

Menza

I have a nice white, canvas jacket here just waiting for you. smiley - winkeye


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