h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was.

You are not helping.

It was poor schumacher didn't win...I don't like the races when they actually allow sport to come into it, the ones Bernie fixes are much more satisfying

Anyway, if you saw the highlights you would've seen all the good bits, would have been much better if Murray'd been there tho

I even missed the highlights too. Which was really a shame.

Oh, errr, ummm, I have the highlights on video, I can watch them and telepathically send you the interesting parts...failing that, there were no interesting parts as it was highly dull and the worst race I'd ever seen and if I had the power of hindsight then I would have done the same as you and not watched it out of protest...hmmm, how convincing was that?

Nice try, but it somehow falls short of the mark. Thanks anyway.

Alternatively you could just read my F1 Comment.

*rushes off to read EV's F1 comment*

F1 comment? what's that, where's that, does it come with Calpol (Sorry but if I'm feeling ill then everyone else will be forced to suffer my moanings to )?

It's one of my journal entries... it seemed like a good idea at the start of the season, but now I have to do one for every race, which is not always easy with some of the processions we've had. What are you doing with that Calpol, by the way?

Drinking it I hope, but not in too larger quantities.

They won't give me Calpol Apparantly it's only for little children and isn't an all curing magic medicine so the mean people have given me icky stuff instead!
*thinks* Call me naive but what else would I be doing with Calpol if not drinking it?

Well, you never know...

So what do you use it for then EV?

Juggling.

That would get a bit messy wouldn't it?

Yes, that's why I asked what Tinkerbell was doing with it.

I think I'll go get a brolly.

Get a bottle for me too!
Oh, I thought you said "bolly".

*pours Y*

Here you go.