h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Free drinks!!!

[Drains all the kegs he can find]

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Glug ah!

Oops. Menza poured me a drink back at the main bar just before I came over here. Oh well, I could do with 2 drinks...

*heads back*

If this one is self service, I can put me feet up for a bit.

Hic!

Where *do* pubs get their interior decor?

I often wonder if there's some shop selling nothing but bar tat. (So I guess that means it would come from Ilkley Moor...)

I heard that there is a company that specifically builds the wooden Irish theme pub interiors, I think that there should be a protest or something.

I saw one pub that just put up loads of posters on the wall and cut out strategic parts of them tocreate some slightly dodgy effects.

The phrase "dodgy effects" covers quite a few things, care to elaborate?

Cutting out holes so people's heads appear in the wrong posters as if they starred in different films or stage shows. Not terriby exciting but occasionally amusing

I was hoping that was what you were going to say.

I made a point of not spending much time in there though.

Possibly a good idea.

Made easier by the fact that said pub is in a different part of the country to me

I remember one similar in Manchester, but then again there were several that I really liked up there. I really miss The Sailsbury.

I don't really go to pubs often enough to miss any. Apart form this one

Self service?
*Okay, goes to fridge with the ginger ale and pours a glass* (_)
Cake too, I guess...
*gets some chocolate crisp cake out of her secret stash*

Helps himself to a double \/

Evening all,

Do you think we should organise one then...? A protest that is, to pan all theme pubs...?!

Why not go the whole hog and start a relgion? We could have a Church of the Unthemed Pub.

I think there are far too many Churches round here to start with.

I agree. We should have a temple instead.

Sorry, I'm officially a religion free zone.