h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You wouldn't have the prime reasons though, fresh air and sunshine

Hmm, bird crap on the tables, bugs in the beer.

Then get a big light and a fan...

Why not get a beer conservatory?

Cheerio, see you next week.

Have fun.

Some how a conservatory doesn't quite fit with my idea the the F&F. Not to be said that it can't be done though.

hmmm

how about a back room that just happens to have a glass ceiling but normal stone walls?

I keep hearing that glass ceilings are a bad thing. Or have I misunderstood somewhere along the line?..

only if people can't get above them

We'll need a skylight then

Hmm, I guess that would be Ok.

What style of furniture do you want? Heavy oak settles? Some dark church pew style seats? Shall it be an eating place?

The Oak Settles sound good, a general heavy antique wood feel would be good.

perhaps with some tapestry settle seat cushions (the long ones attached to the seat)

Nice, it would fit with the historical bits of the place.

I had no idea conservatories were so popular in the middle ages!

I thought we settled on a sky-light?

Go and visit the orangery at Hampton Court Palace.

I've been there, but I didn't see the orangery

I thought we settled a conservatory *with* a skylight!

I've not been to Hampton court for at least a decade. Well, I've driven near it quite a lot since, but I don't expect that counts. But the orangery in Holland Park seemed to just be indicating an area of the park as far as I could tell. Possibly I misread the signage - did I miss the UPVC? (Or have I misunderstood the defining feature of conservatories?)

can we have a log fire place somewhere please Menza?