h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A really nice room this if I must say so!
I wonder if there's any cheese and crackers here somewhere?
*dammdammdeedeeadam, humming to the soft music*

-B-

*as if by magic*

Look the food has arrived, help yourselves.

Cuh!!!!...last in as usuall!!

I don't no nuffink me!!!

Let me get you a beer, just to make up.

Ah, food! Splendid.

Cheers mate!!!

put some music on EV....

Okay... *inspects jukebox* Any preference?

Well Hendrix of course!!

Night-all!!!

Was it the music? If so - he chose it!
Ah well, looks like I'm saved from being barman, and can relax with a relaxing pint.
Make mine a drumroll.

I'll have a lemonade again if you don't mind.

As I seem to be the most regular one here, sure.
One lemonade coming up!

Oh goody.

Thank you very much. What was that mention of bouncers earlier?

Bouncers? Oh, just some problem I had getting into the site - I thought that it may well be the computer-equivalent of bouncers preventing me getting here. Luckily they've gone now.
Perhaps I'd had a drink too many

Makes a little more sense. I was late logging on tonight because I was trying to write my own webpage. It doesn't half take a while.

I know the feeling! Well, I'm off for the night. Please could you put your support in the nwe forum? It's the first Good Idea I'ev had since I've been here, and I want to promote it as best as I can...

I've given my support.

Thanks, my friend! I knew I could count on you!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16 etc....

I've had a look on your page, and I can't see no cI_I !!

Am I being stupid or what! (Don't answer that)

*doesn't answer that*