h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

At least there's a conveniently placed blanket out here.

Sleep well!

Indeed.

You too.

sleep for an entire week?
that symptom suggests sleeping beauty
well, that and having to hack my way through rose bushes to get here
*dabs antiseptic on her scratches*

I suppose I will have to call in those charming princes and princesses again
*checks yellow pages*
*calls*
oh, they're booked for today
the earliest they can do is a week wednesday
shame

*puts an umbrella up over the sleepers - I've seen the weather forecast*

*scratches and turns over*

What happened? Where am I?

*wakes up*

*looks around at the forest of vegetation*

Hmmm, I think the beer garden needs a bit of a trim. A couple of gallons of napalm should do it.

I'm sure they've got some behind the bar.

Right! ... So how do we get to the bar?

Well, through the door of course... the door... the door that was just over there, where you now can't see anything for overgrown garden. Oh dear.

*hands Dr E one of those vicious looking knives wielded by heroes in films set in the jungle*

just be careful, will you?
my first aid isn't up to reattaching lost limbs

I have this strange feeling of impending doom, but thanks Ændr.

*starts hacking away at the jungle*

*stands back and waits for EV to start hacking, making sure she is well out of the way*

*hack*
*chop*
*slash*
*cut*
Ow!

*calls over*

Are you alright?

My arm's come off.

Oh, it's alright, it's not mine... must be someone else's.

Oh dear, how inconvenient. Now how are we going to get tot the bar? Do you think you can use teh machete with your other hand?

*sticks machete in the other hand*

It would be easier just to hold it in my own.

Now I'm confused. I think you're sufferring from the blood loss. Do you think we should do something about it?