h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*watches the blood pouring out of the wound and onto the ground*

Yes, probably.

*hands EV a hanky*

Here tie this round it.

Ah, a tourniquette.

*takes hanky in one hand*
*wraps it around wound with other hand*
*ties knot with other hand*

That's got it.

Good-oh. Are you anywhere near the bar yet?

The bar? Oh, I forgot.

Maybe I should set up camp here for the night, while I recover from the blood loss.

You forgot about the bar! you must be worse than I thought! I think a rest is probably the best thing for you.

No, don't worry about me, I'm fine... I just need a little lie down...

Awwww...bless.

*puts a blanket over EV*

I'll just rest my eyes for a while....

*Looks at carnage.*
*Replaces the cut off arm of the mannequin which was standing in the foliage.*
*Cleans up the tomato ketchup and throws away the bottles Dr E managed to sever in half (I think someone left them out after the last barbeque)*
*Checks Dr E's "wound" - wipes away the tomato ketchup and finds not a dint in the skin*
*Gets out some secateurs and prunes back the roses*
*Wipes down the bar* tut, I never thought the bar in THIS place would get dusty!
*sets an alarm clock and puts it next to Dr E and Napnod's heads*
*Goes to do some gardening in her own garden*

*wakes up*

What a bizarre dream.

*walks calmly into the bar*

*pours a large and cooling *

*As no-one seems to want it, drinks it*

<BB<

My !

*pours another for EV*

Not to worry, there is plenty more.

*drinks a few more *

Ah, that's better. I feel refreshed and ready to handle whatever adventures life may throw at me.

*Turns EV over so that the sun-burn is even on both sides*

Zzzrnph? Oh.

Was surprisedto see BB nicks EV's .

Any chance of a cold flow while I'm hereabouts.

or anything cold at all?

*pours and *

Here you go.