h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Looks round, thinks nothing much has changed here and gets

Phhhhhhhiiiiilllllll...
*smiles sweetly at him*
Don't suppose you fancy a trip to Oxford this weekend? It'll be so much fun?
Theres laserquesting and fireworks and all sorts of great things including pubs?
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeeee?

Oh btw, I've been thinking, when you said that I was like your little sister (not your sister but like a sister that could be..or somethign) how old did you mean? I was in the shopping centre the other day and there was a 3 year old who seemed remarkably similar to me

my younger sis is a similar age to you.

Oxford, that's a long way from here and it'd take some time to walk there unless you'll give me a lift and somewhere to stay and all that.

*carrying a and a *

I see you beat me to it Phil.

Yes I know that but when you said that i was like a younger sister did you mean a toddler? I'm planning on taking steps to mature you see... she called her coat her fleecey!!! Thats my word

*is sure theres someone down stairs in her house so types very quietly to hear*

And yeah you can have somewhere to stay as it's my mates mates 21st birthday party so there are loads of rooms but I don't know how much you'd appreciate a 21st birthday party with me and Adrian dj-ing

Anddddd Oxford's reeeeeaaaalllly close, it'd take miutes, possibly seconds on the train and I invited MC so you could smile winningly at her for a lift? After you've persuaded her she wants to go of course Pllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssssssseeeeeeeeeee!

*moves over to start persuading DD he wants to come*

I wasn't thinking of todlers. I get terrorised by them when I see one of my other sisters. More like the young lady you aspire to be

Can't make it Tinks I have to be in Glasgow for the Lib Dems Scottish conference.

You're goign to the lib dem conference? Cool! I tried to get to the one here but it clashed with my Freshers week rather annoyingly, thats 2 years in a row I've missed it

And yes thats a valid excuse but Phil you don't have one and no you can't pretend to be going there too Plllleeeeeaaaassseeee?

Oh and I never aspire to being a young lady it'd be far too dull, just as long as you weren't implying I was a toddler thats fine In fact that's potentially one of the least offensive things you've ever said to me

Ah freshers week can always be a problem when it comes to clashes I had to miss one once to man the stall at Freshers Fayre.

In wich case Tinks, I'll have to try harder next time

See even that itself was nice, it's reassuring to know you have to try to be insulting
You won't win I'm already too stressed by other stuff so everything you say will be taken as a kind compliment

*Pours several and *

Yey , thanks Menz

*looks insulted*

*pours extra special (_) to make up*

You're giving her an empty glass? How rude!
*passes over an *

cheers Menza (_)

thanks Tink.

I feel I must explain, the (_) is the special Mad Hatter glass and has (Canadian) ginger ale in it, which of course can't be seen against the dark blue ground of goo.

AE

Cheers Menza