A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

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Post 541

Bluebottle

At work I polish my glasses with my tie. There doesn't seem to be any other use for it. I could try blowing my nose in it, I suppose....

<BB<


c|_| 44 (The one with the mifgo)

Post 542

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

It has long been my considered opinion that ties are only there so that beligerant team leaders can string you up without having to bring rope into work.

smiley - ale?


c|_| 44 (The one with the mifgo)

Post 543

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Ties are fantastic! they make blokes look gorgeous, blokes should be enforced to wear dinner jackets and ties whenever they're out of the house!

I used to really enjoy getting to wear my tie to work, it was plain black and rather dull but I could pretend to be an MIB agent smiley - biggrin


c|_| 44 (The one with the mifgo)

Post 544

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

and kilts. Kilts make men look gorgeous too.


c|_| 44 (The one with the mifgo)

Post 545

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - huh


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 546

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Absolutely! I'm tryign to convince ian he wants to wear a kilt to the wedding but him and his best man are putting up some resistance smiley - winkeye

Why are you looking so confused EV?


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 547

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ties? Kilts? Why?


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 548

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Well I guess ties are kinda the james Bond thing, it's more of a dinner jacket thing really, it's just extremely sexy...I can't actually think of a better outfit to wear for a guy to pull in than that to be honest, i think that's why waiters get flirted with so much as they were black ties...

And I guess the kilt thing is kind of a ruggedness... not sure really, it does depend on the legs though whereas dinner jackets look fantastic on everyone


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 549

Menza

Kilts are evil, they let in the breeze. smiley - blue


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 550

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

softy. What do you think skirts do?


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 551

Menza

But there are certain areas of the male anatomy that have to be protected from frost-bite at all costs.


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 552

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

and you don't think girls want that area bit kept warm? Anyway, isn't that bit to be kept cool at all costs, rather than warm?


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 553

Menza

There's cool, and then there's frosty. There is a difference.


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 554

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

wuss


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 555

Cakewalker

I know 'real' Scotsmen didn't (don't) wear anything beneath the kilt, but perhaps for really chilly days they adopted something like a tea-cosy for use down there?


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 556

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*maintains a dignified silence*


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 557

Menza

*pours a few smiley - ale and a (_)*


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 558

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

cheers (_)


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 559

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*runs over and hugs Cakewalker*
Hello smiley - biggrin I haven't seen you around for ages!
*fetches him a smiley - ale*
How's things? smiley - smiley


c|_| 44 (The one with the kilt)

Post 560

Cakewalker

smiley - smiley nice suprise greeting *offers a coffee-icing removing cloth to Tink*

I'm fine, thankyou. Finished my degree (at last), back in Sheffield and working freelance until I find a job.


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