h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* sits elegantly on the shiny chrome chair with a silver cushion *

Thank you. Glad you like it

* manages not to blush as thewhole bar would take on a rose glow *

My manacurist starts with a base coat and then affs some real silver leaf under a pearlescent topcoat.

Now you simply MUST tell me how you have managed such a shine to your hair

*admires shine of Joes hair*
Loreal glitter glue?

Simply divine handbag btw!

Oooh, fancy that.

Now my hair is entirely down to my wonderful Stylist. His magic fingers press all the right buttons. He makes me this divine shampoo with real ale in it. Gives my hair fantastic glossiness and volume. I couldn't do without it. I SIMPLY couldn't.

*sips a glass of *

He sounds heavenly doesent he Tinkerbell!

Mind you that glitter volumiser is supposed to be devine too!

Gosh I say isnt that Happy shiney people on the sterio?

My, darling I do believe you're right. Lets get them to turn it up

*stands up*

Cooeeee! Felix?! Could we have the radio turn a little higher dear?!

* watches as Felix lifts the shiney radio and puts it onto a higher shelf *

*calls out* Thank you dear!

* flashes a smile complete with whiter than white teeth *

Felix is such a love! Oh is that Alvin Stardust now?

*turns back to Lighthousegirl*

Oh yes, I don't know WHAT I'd do without big, strong Felix to help me. And he makes SUCH good cocktails too.

Can he also pull a pint?

<BB<

*won't make the obvious jokes*

Hey BB! I wrote your letter today, all in shiny pens and everything

Dear, shiny is the new black *sips his drink*

*pours a few and a *

Thanks Menza, your services are always welcome.
*Waves shiny coins in his direction, as well as notes with shiny metal strips.*

<BB<

*follows shiny metal things with her nose*

*picks up a super-shiny mirror and powders his nose using silver foundation*

Ooh now see I did find silver foundation in the Early learning centre and contemplated getting you some..

*Looks at everybody's legs & feet*
You see this view a lot when you're

<BB<

*Joe's silvery high heels, glitter as he shifts his impeccable poise in order to pick up a silver bowl of fruit pastilles*

* watches Felix's muscles shine as he shakes the next cocktail in a polished brass cocktail shaker *

Mmmm Joe I see what you mean