A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 81

weakpun

*weakpuns start humming "Singing In The Rain" in harmony whilst slaughtering various rent-a-hooks. Their victims gradually join in until the whole affray is a perfectly-choreographed mirror-imaged dance routine with the participants sticking sharp bits of metal into each other in time to the music...*

"We're siiiiiinging in the rain" STABS! AIEEEEE!

"Just siiiiiiinging in the rain" SLASH! OOYAH!

*Kind of like Busby Berkeley. But with buckets'o'blood.*


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 82

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Whats gone on?
I am feeling rather smiley - drunk finishing off my assorted odd-beer bottle/can collection.
If its not the smiley - ale then there is definatly something up with H2 G2 toight..


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 83

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Whats gone on?
I am feeling rather smiley - drunk finishing off my assorted odd-beer bottle/can collection.
If its not the smiley - ale then there is definatly something up with H2 G2 toight..


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 84

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Whats gone on?
I am feeling rather smiley - drunk finishing off my assorted odd-beer bottle/can collection.
If its not the smiley - ale then there is definatly something up with H2 G2 toight..


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 85

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Whats gone on?
I am feeling rather smiley - drunk finishing off my assorted odd-beer bottle/can collection.
If its not the smiley - ale then there is definatly something up with H2 G2 toight..


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 86

Trinity, self-admitted geek and proud! ((1*7-7)*7+6*7=42)

*convinces herself that she is just seeing things*
Can I have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster please?


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 87

Trinity, self-admitted geek and proud! ((1*7-7)*7+6*7=42)

*convinces herself that she is just seeing things*
Can I have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster please?


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 88

Researcher 175271

It's hard to serve drinks with two counters stacked on top of each other.


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 89

Researcher 175271

It's hard to serve drinks with two counters stacked on top of each other.


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 90

Researcher 175271

I just said that.


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 91

Researcher 175271

I just said that.


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 92

Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

I ordered a pangalactic gargle blaster, but didn't get it. Could I please have one?


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 93

Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

I ordered a pangalactic gargle blaster, but didn't get it. Could I please have one?


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 94

Researcher 175271

[Gives pangalactic gargle blasters to Siletta Weavers and Lynnes]

There you go.


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 95

Researcher 175271

[Gives pangalactic gargle blasters to Siletta Weavers and Lynnes]

There you go.


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 96

weakpun

dooby-doop-doo, dooby dooby-doop dooby dooby


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 97

weakpun

dooby-doop-doo, dooby dooby-doop dooby dooby


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 98

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Can I have a pan galatic gargle blaster as well?


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 99

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Can I have a pan galatic gargle blaster as well?


Time and Space- stinkywigfiddle's drinks counter

Post 100

weakpun

*Finishes dance routine to the cheers of the crowd, bows, accepting the adulation but refusing to yield to the cries of "Encore!" which echo round the ship. Thank fark.*

Quick, this is no good! We have to alter the phasing of the shield generators to generate a warp field to exit the flux in the space-time continuum! Hand me a wiggly straw, and a kind of plastic cocktail monkey-on-a-stick. I ought to be able to rig something up with that!

Oh, and where did the audience come from?


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