h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Nothingness]

[A drinks counter floats through nothingness]

[stinkywigfiddle polishes glasses and the counter]

I wonder if I'll actually get any cusomers here.

*rolls in a few beer kegs*

Would help if you hed some supplies.

Oh, thank you menza, I guess that would help.

*Counter floats*

[a lamp floats past the counter, drifts around, and lands softly in a seat]

[Stinkywigfiddle serves the lamp a drink]

Maybe I'll get more costumers if I change the scenery a bit.

[presses a button under the counter]

[counter appears on prehistoric earth]

Make mine a large .

[climbs onto a bar stool and makes himself comfortable]

Righty-oh.
[Gives Rama a large ]

[Slides another to lamp]

Those lamps are heavy drinkers.

Erm ... a for myself, a for the pot-plant and whatever anyone else wants for anyone else.

Never seen this place before ... love the decor ... say, is that a Triceratops grazing in the pretzel bowl?

[Gets a for Ekki, a for the pot-plant and a for the Triceratops]

I don't know what time it is at the part of the counter you're sitting at, but it's lunchtime where I am.

Anyone want anything to eat?

Hmmm... I didn't realise you were just going to set up in the corner of the F&F. I'll have a anyway and as for food, I read that the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal for visiting tourists...

Here is your and, Computer?

Computer: {Yes? Hello.}

One Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal please.

{One Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal coming up!}

[A Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal appears in the Transport Booth]

I think this would be a good time to hide under the counter.

Naaaa, Just close your eyes and it'll be fine.

Don't worry! I know how to deal with Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal!

Shu! Go away!

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Say, is that rabbit on the menu?

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yeeeeesss ...

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[Gives Tummyfish another ]

It's quite alright.

[Serves rabit a ]