h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought this place was outside of time?

Oh yes, I believe it is you have dialed an incorrect number, please hang up and try again Oh!

I still can't believe it's not butter

Its not;
but it is too good to be true

I see the new smileys have migrated here. Now we're going to have a flood of ing posts with annoying amounts of smileys. Oh well, if you can't beet 'em...

sorry: didn't think my mobile would work here, so I haven't turned it off ah ha! got it. look*

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don't talk to me about life.

... we weren't ...

Or maybe that's what you were meaning ... in which case we promise not to

*stands up from behind bar, rubs bleary eyes, trips over beard and lands flat on face*

ing ! How long was I asleep? Where the are we? Can I have an please?

Here is your no, here is your no, here is your who am I? Where am I? where can I go for lunch/

I don't know who you are, I don't know where we are, but I do know a very nice little pasta/pizza place in Essen where we could get lunch.

Not sure if the bar would fit though. Anyone else up for lunch?

Oh, and what is a no? Do I need one?

Sounds like a good place for lunch, and the no, was more-or-less a , no that is not right? hash-

So I don't need to have a no. for my ? That is a relief. Thought I was going to be grabbed by the FBI ( Bureau of Investigation, if you must know) for non-registration of .

I think I hear them coming! Quick, shift the bar! Aieeeee!

'ad a prawn called Cyril, and Marcel Proust 'ad an 'Addock, so if you're calling the author of "A La Recherche du temps Perdu" a looney, I shall 'ave to ask you to step outside ...

That's to say ... A license for your pet ?

Hummm, If i put a babel in my eye, would I be able to read in any language?

Give me a licence. Pleeeeze. The last time I asked for one, the guy just got a licence, crossed out the word "", and wrote in ""! In wax crayon! I don't think he was a real notary public at all!

And anyway, no, ze is not my pet, 'e is my business partner. I'm sure you 'ave to register that kind of thing. And anyway, if you don't, what is the BI for?

*cowers behind a table, gibbering in a small, high voice* - they're coming, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming, they're comiiiIIIIiiing....

Hi guys! Those are nice white coats you're wearing.

any chance of an ??? Oh, can someone lossen my straight-jacket?

How did I end up here? Have I been here before? No, I guess not. Is this a bar of some sort? Is it open? Hello? Anybody here? Hmm...

*wanders through the dust pushing cobwebs out of the way*

I'm afraid stinkyfinkwidgel (or whatever) has been missing a while, so you haven't got much chance of getting served. Try one of the other threads in this forum. C|_|43 is good, but then I'm biased.