A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

Surprise party

Post 1

Cakewalker

*looks round* Shhh. Secret. Anyone is allowed to be let into it, but don't tell Menza... Anyone have a suggestion for a marquee, say?


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Post 2

Bagpuss

Is it nearly Menza's birthday? What we need to do is send him down the cellar to find some plum wine or something and put all the banners up before he gets back.


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Post 3

Menza

*stranger walks in wearing slightly familiar dodgy tash*

Did someone mention a party?


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Post 4

Bluebottle

Haven't I seen you before?

<BB<


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Post 5

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

What's that over there?
*points in the opposite direction while everyone hides*


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Post 6

Mrs V

I am. Hello *Waves*, especially at the moderators who won't like her after what she really wants to write on the entry on Travis...)


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Post 7

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

This should distract him... smiley - smooch


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Post 8

Mrs V

Do you like my party frock by the way...


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Post 9

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes, lovely.
It's very short, isn't it?


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Post 10

Cakewalker

Perhaps it's a partly frock?


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Post 11

Mrs V

*screams in horror* what a terrible pun, you should have an imminent pun alert warning sign on you!


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Post 12

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Funnily enough, I have one of those with me.
*hangs imminent pun alert warning sign around Cakewalker's neck*


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Post 13

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Cool sign CW smiley - winkeye
*waves to everyone*
Nice dress Helena smiley - smiley
*carries in a HUGE tray of jelly and icecream*
Jelly EV?
*looks in confusion at the guy with a dodgy moustache*
Hmm...still as Menza's not here that means we can put some of my trashy pop CD's on smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

Bagpuss

Ahem.

*beats Tink to the CD player in order to put his new Family Mahone CD on*


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Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*takes some jelly and listens intently to the Family Mahone*


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Post 16

Cakewalker

Dash it, I've got something to live down to now. (goes away to do some more bad pun research)


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Post 17

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*grins*
Well if Wumbeevil turns up then you might have a challenger but other than that I'm sure you'll be fine... smiley - winkeye

*looks at the CD case in confusion*
Errr?
*waits til no-one's watching and switches the CD for the Kylie album*
Yey smiley - biggrin


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Post 18

Bagpuss

Did you notice the signature on the CD case? That was written by lead vocalist and drummer D.J. Mahone (aka Mark Radcliffe).

(What Tink doesn't realise is that I earlier exchanged her Kylie CD with one by Catatonia)


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Post 19

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

*puts on BOG hat*

Hmmph! And you think we'll be able to tell one wailing woman from another?


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Post 20

Bagpuss

smiley - tongueout Don't diss Cerys.


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