h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you know why the blonde was black and blue around her navel?




Blonde guys aint so smart either!

-B-

Heh... Yes, I've heard that one. There are a lot of blonde jokes of that calibur, but I doubt I'll be adding them to the page.

Thats allright, it's the only one I remember - jokes tend to slide right off my memory
-B-

Actually, this evening a friend of mine got the one about the "Very Intelligent Blonde" (or something like that) which I asked her to forward for me, to save me the trouble of finding my copy. I'll be adding that to the page sooner or later, depending on whether or not she did.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

Heehee... I'd always heard that one as "So brunettes can remember them" ... but I like your version better... for some odd reason.

PAMELA ANDERSON

gimme 5 ???


Findus

ooh, ooh, I got one!!
A blonde and a brunnette were walking through the woods.

"Oh look," the brunnette said, "there's a dead bird"

"Where?" said the blonde looking up.


Oh, and this is the one that I tell to stop my natural blonde friend from killing me-
What is black and red and blue all over?

A brunette that has told to many blond jokes.

Why are blondes useless at cattle farming?

Because they can't keep their calves together...



I'm a blonde bloke so I hope all these jokes don't apply to me.

I received a blonde-bloke joke recently, and I may have put it on the page but I'm too tired to remember for sure... I need to quit going through forums and give in to sleep!

looks like I did.

I've got one:

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable'."

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable' ?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow."

Heehee! Thanks, DE!

'Nonnie

Yes, definately a good joke.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

1001 - 1 to hold the bulb and 1000 to turn the house.

A blonde is driving a VW Beetle and it breaks down. She opens up the front and finds that there's no engine. Another blonde driving a VW Beetle stops and asks what's wrong. "My engine has fallen out." "That's okay, I've got a spare in the back."

A blonde is sitting in a boat in the middle of a paddock, rowing. Another blonde is driving past, stops and shouts out, "It's blondes like you who give us a bad name. If I wasn't in such a hurry I'd swim over there and beat you up."

What job did the blonde have at the M+M factory?

Proofreader.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M+M factory?

She kept throwing out the W's.

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JOTD: The specs said "Windows 95 or better", so I installed it on Linux

http://home.enter.vg/badhumour/blondes.htm

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JOTD: If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck -- shoot it.

Thanks... I've copied them down.