Created | Updated Dec 21, 2006
Once a wise man told me how
To let my Girlfriend win each row,
He said 'Listen Boy and listen now
Before you make your future blacker'.
The words he spoke were so profound
'Meditate', he said, 'Upon the sound,
Of your future single hand gripped round
And pulling your own Cracker.'
Poetry by Various Contributors
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