Vogon Poem 2 Christmas 2006

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Christmas Gives Me Gastric Ulcers by Clive the Flying Ostrich

Loathsome piss giblets: not snow ever once I seen.

Rancour feeble mutterings of wrinkled regina.

Balding tinsel falling off listing plastic fire-hazard.

Burnt offerings and suspect sherry make my tummy gurgle something awful.

What's on telly — bugger all.

and no-more aftereight mints.

Miserable tidings to the lot ern' yer.

I'm going back to bed.

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