h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...me to twist my tongue .
dangs a blut,
gahts (the tongue twisted one).

Well .... hope I can help U with this german 1
(think U know it already *g*)
'In einem dichten Fichtendickicht picken dicke Finken tüchtig'
Try 2 say it in 2 seconds and U R gooooood

Um, can only kind of think of one off hand, but have collected a lot in France, England and Austria - will start searching for my diary ASAP!
Until then...
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!
Ooooh, sounds wrong actually, might have to update that as well!

Red lolly, yellow lorry - was also one, and then there was one with 'fluffy ducks' that was incredibly dangerous!
By the way, is blaukraut really red cabbage?

Try this Italia one:
Trentatre trentini trotterellavano in trento tutti e trentatre trotterellando.

or
sopra la panca la capra campa, sotto la panca la capra crepa

I stumbled in the 2nd word already thanks a lot, I'll put it in right away - but could you tell me what it means in english, too?

danke, die klingen klasse!
und ich habe keine ahnung

OK, get ready:
Thirtythreee Trentinians (people from Trento) were trottering in Trento all thirtythree trottering.
Actually it doesn't make much sense I think I missed something.

the other one is an old time favourite:
On the bench the goat lives
under the bench the goat dies

I've got some more if you like!!!

by the way tonguetwister in Italian is: scioglilingua!!!!
Ciao!

Government warning: Not to be attempted under the influence of alcohol! (Naja, does anyone read these warnings?)

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son, and I'm only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes!

um, do I get a chocolate fish for that one?

Hi Kats´n´Folks,
I only know a dopey German one and an original Findus´s (really used in a severe dialogue):

Dopey: "Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen hinterher...."
Try to reduce speech time onto half a second *bsssssss*
It´s the whole famned damily laughing now !

Dialogus:
Freund: "Was bist Du so blass um die Nase ?"
Findus.: "Ich bin nicht nass um die Blase !"
*lol*
haben wollen

Dope I could hellya
*F

And another one

Nasty Navynecks nick naked noodles

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.
It's simple but it's hard.

How about:
Un chasseur qui chasse snas son chien est un bon chasseur.

I think there's more but I've forgotten it!

Hi Findus, this was a typical Findus with the wet bladder *lol* and I,ve got another
German tongue twister for your collection:
Ich hatte eine Mutter mal, die hatte mal ein Muttermal
which means s.th. like: I once had a mother who once had a birthmark *hm...*
By the way, how can I place an entry directly below the topic "tonguetwister"
without going to the entries of the others and clicking the "Reply-button" ???

Hi Findus, this was a typical Findus with the wet bladder *lol* and I,ve got another
German tongue twister for your collection:
Ich hatte eine Mutter mal, die hatte mal ein Muttermal
which means s.th. like: I once had a mother who once had a birthmark *hm...*
By the way, how can I place an entry directly below the topic "tonguetwister"
without going to the entries of the others and clicking the "Reply-button" ???

Fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck, fluffy duck...

Another two (Dutch, but NOT of you know who, I´ll ask HIM in Berlin for some, OK ?
I think, I´ll let it be written down by him, otherwise I can´t keep it in mind )

De kat krabt de krullen van de trap.

het spaanse graan heeft de orkaan doostaaan (Dutch version of "My Fair Lady")
Es grünt so grün, wenn Spaniens Blütän blühän. Mein Gott, jetzt hat sie´s

And I remember a former colleague of mine, whose most remarkable prob was to tell us about where he spent his holidays, some people just can´t do it, think you know this little Isle: Nonneney, North Sea
credits to MK !!!! *LOL*

Most people I know can't say "ventriloquist" - but then, I can't spell it...

Would "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood." be too obvious?

(Note - you only had half of it).
Also:
Fish shop chips are chip-chopped by the fish shop chip chopping chap.
I made that one up myself

What about fuzzy duck, ducky fuzz?

It's actually a game, bt saying it fast has the same effect!