The Tale of Three Weapons - Interlude
Created | Updated Dec 7, 2006
Interlude - Why Does He Only Have Nine Fingers?
Josh and Rastlin had won another tournament and were at the pub.
'I'll have the strongest one you have,' said Rastlin.
'Me too, I guess,' said Josh, 'and a free one to anyone who can tell me how to organise chaos.'
After no one answered Josh's question, they had their drinks and started talking casually about their last tournament.
BOOOOOOOM... BOOOOOOOOOM... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM... A dark earth titan suddenly walked in.
'Give me a drink NOW!' he shouted.
'I'll pay for it,' said Josh calmly, 'but only if you can tell me how to organise chaos.'
'Grraaaa!' said the titan loudly. 'You're gonna pay anyways, since you offered so quickly!'
'Only if you tell me how to organise chaos,' said Josh, getting up.
'I would like to know,' said Rastlin suddenly.
The titan leaped at the two assassins, but was deflected by the twins1. 'Long sword!' yelled Josh, and his staff turned into a longsword.
Rastlin was attacking the dark titan, all the while drinking his beer. Josh came in and chopped off its middle finger, since it was holding it up at them in a rude gesture. At that moment, it suddenly disappeared, so Josh and Rastlin enjoyed their drinks.
'Josh,' said Rastlin.
'Yes?' said Josh.
'How do you organise chaos?'
'It's a trick question. You can't organise it, or else it wouldn't be chaos. It is chaos, after all,' said Josh. 'Come on.'
They walked out the door.
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