A Conversation for Bill Gates Gets His

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Post 1

Bruce

Gee, if you'd said that to fix the resource leakage problem you had to close all the windows before you exited the house to turn off the water I would have thought this was a Windoze analogy smiley - winkeye

;^)#
OK OK I'll slam the Gate on the way out - happy?


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Post 2

Anonymouse

I should find that one on 'If Data was made by Microsoft' and some others I have stashed away. smiley - winkeye

Slamming Gates is a favourite passtime. smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

Bruce

Really! LOL smiley - winkeye


;^)#


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Post 4

Anonymouse

*grin* ... Part of my greek code (which probably -should- have been updated sometime in the past three years smiley - winkeye) is:

Okay, sometimes I use windows, but I don't have to like it.

smiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - winkeye


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Post 5

Anonymouse

Grabs the stray 'r' from the obviously geek code and *nibble* destroys the evidence. smiley - winkeye


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Post 6

Bruce

Its all greek to me.

Anything that doesn't have a "heads to track 0 & land" command is user friendly smiley - winkeye


;^)#


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Post 7

Anonymouse

YM "heads to track 0 & crash", HTH, HAND. smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

Bruce

"heads to track 0 & crash" is the user friendly, fully documented version smiley - winkeye
Where's the fun if the user knows what its going to do?

;^)#


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Post 9

Anonymouse

Perhaps that's why Gates refuses to let us see the code? smiley - winkeye


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Post 10

Bruce

It's as good a reason as any.
Though possibly its because of all the 'Bill Gates made me do it' program comments smiley - winkeye

;^)#


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Post 11

Anonymouse

LOL!!!!

Actually I'm inclined to believe it! smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

Bluebottle

Wouldn't surprise me. smiley - winkeye
(Being annoying by resurrecting old threads, but because I want to know if anyone else resurrects joke threads)


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Post 13

Anonymouse

Resurecting old threads is annoying?! *oopsie* smiley - winkeye

'Nonnie


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Post 14

Aries (ACE)

But it depends on if you find this annoying now I suppose.

Aries


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Post 15

Bluebottle

Do you find it annoying, Aries?

<BB<


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Post 16

Anonymouse

No, I didn't find it annoying... I just figured I had a sub for when I was off. smiley - evilgrin


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