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Viking Declares His Lurrrve!!


'Come, cherie, please help me to find

The best house in France for us to mind.'

So hitting the keys, she looks with her eye

At the type of houses he would want to buy.


Many homes there are on view.

Now folks, let's give Viking his due,

For he has chosen this moment to confess,

That he, Viking, is 'In Lurrrve' no less!


He doesn't beat about the bush,

He continues confessing into the hush.

'Ma cherie, Terri! Don't look like that!

It's not my fault! I'm in lurrrve with your cat!'


With that, the cat, the Siamese pussy,

Waltzes into the room. The little hussy!

Yoda purrs round his feet, jumping into his lap

And within minutes she is having another nap!


Yoda continues purring at each Viking stroke

As this man proves not all is a joke.

'Come, ma cherie, please look for our house.

Don't forget, I am a man and not a mouse!'


So back to the keyboard returns Terri,

She grinds her teeth at the sound of 'cherie'!

She continues looking, finally finding a house...

... It's purrfect! Just the right size, for a louse!

smiley - birosmiley - birosmiley - biro

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