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Defece for Merkin
Merkin Started conversation Oct 4, 1999
Those comments were taken totally out of context. You will note that this reading is taken from the holy book of "The Righteous Knights of Kettering", and are not therefore my personal opinion of what should be done with Northhamptonshire.
Note also in the reading that it is not the righteous knights who will be doing the laying waste, but the ONE who shall rise again.
"For one is soon to rise from the depths of Deptford, and they will smite forth with mighty vengeful machine guns, laying vast tracts of Northamptonshire to waste...."
I hope that's clarified the matter.
If you wish to discuss the matter further, I'm sure my agent Vladimir would be happy to send round one of our District Election Advise Team Helpers to explain things more clearly. 
Defece for Merkin
shazzPRME Posted Oct 4, 1999
But it is my job to take things totally out of context!I have done it again,just you wait and see
shazz
Defence for Merkin
Merkin Posted Oct 4, 1999
True, I realize now that this is the burden of public life, to be taken the wrong way, viciously, over, and over again?!
But I am strong, and the truth shall prevail against the storms of slander and half truths, and with the trusty sword of British fair play (Hold on, this is someone else's speech....who's been switching my speeches? I fear this is one of the Baron's tricks...
Defence for Merkin
Vladimir Posted Oct 5, 1999
Shall I send round the ADVISORS now? They are very persuasive on the subject of Merkin's policies.
And can I offer you a Merkin electoral campaign fortune pie?
There's a Merkin limerick (TM) baked into each one.
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