A Conversation for Parallel Parking
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Started conversation Nov 1, 1999
Get a roo bar. Then if you are readjusting forward and go too far, you won't care.
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Slug Posted Nov 1, 1999
Good thinking.
Although if you are going to be so intentionally violent or unintentionally incompetent, maybe a tank would be a preferable vehicle. Or a bike.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 2, 1999
Or a bicycle tank. How about a cardboard tank? Or a flywire submarine?
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 3, 1999
No. You don't want a unit of electrical power.
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(inflation, you know)
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Slug Posted Nov 3, 1999
Oh ha bloody ha. And what makes you think I don't?
Snail
(Building project, you know)
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 4, 1999
Because you'd fry.
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(this inflation thing is out of hand)
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Slug Posted Nov 10, 1999
Is a watt enough to fry you?
Slimy thing with apartment block on its back
(Joke getting out of hand)
(Sorry for the delay)
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 11, 1999
Depends on the voltage/current distribution. A human needs about 0.2A passing through their heart to die. Not sure about slugs, though.
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Slug Posted Nov 16, 1999
I remember getting stuck in an electric fence as a kid. That wasn't much fun.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 17, 1999
I wouldn't think a slug could touch an electric fence and be grounded at the same time.
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Slug Posted Nov 17, 1999
What, and you think it's perfectly reasonable that they understand English, can type and maintain an internet account?
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 19, 1999
Well, if politicians can do it ...
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- 1: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 1, 1999)
- 2: Slug (Nov 1, 1999)
- 3: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 2, 1999)
- 4: Slug (Nov 2, 1999)
- 5: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 3, 1999)
- 6: Slug (Nov 3, 1999)
- 7: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 4, 1999)
- 8: Slug (Nov 10, 1999)
- 9: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 11, 1999)
- 10: Slug (Nov 16, 1999)
- 11: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 17, 1999)
- 12: Slug (Nov 17, 1999)
- 13: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 19, 1999)
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