h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dinosaurs? Speak for yourself!!!

He-he. No, you are right. I am following the example of my late uncle, who celebrated his 37. birthay every summer for many years. So far I have celebrated my own 37. birthday 11 times now!

Ah, yes, the Seventies! Add Pink Floyd, Moody Blues, Emerson, Lake & Palmer and... and... and... Now THAT was music. And the lyrics!!! Oh, my, what lyrics!!! Remember "Do-wah-diddy-diddy-dam-diddy-do"?

If you remember the lyrics you weren't drunk enough! It took several pints of Stella for most Rush songs to become intelligible...as for Yes, I gave up...I think they wrote their songs using the Enigma machine!

There is a lot of good to be said on the subject of Stella!

The review on one of the last Yes-albums in one of our major newspapers simply read: "No! Not again!"

I read somewhere that the natives' position was the woman on her back with pelvis raised and the man squatting between her legs...evidently they had much stronger legs than the invaders!

So we are back to the bible again! Right at the beginning even!
I have learnt a lot her that never came up in my sunday school lessons! Why was that then??

I searched through the Forums for an entry on Dinosaurs, and found this one....hmmmmmm
Well, seeing as how I'm here anyway, I thought I'd add my ten penn'oth!
No other sexual position does it for me like the missionary position. {I have been accused of being boring, or the position got boring, I can't remember now} It's not that I don't want to try different positions, locations etc. OK, I'll admit it. I'm boring. I like missionary, in my bedroom, all the time. Whenever I can. Whenever the offer is there.
I don't care who invented it, I'm just glad I found out about it!
ps. Anybody know any good forums on dinosaurs that I could drop in on??

Did you know that the dinosaurs were the first to go down in history?

*ROFL* Would you please drop into a Party! I am throwing today....thank you!http://www.h2g2.com/F46970?thread=71561&latest=1

Actually, according to the Catholic church, oral sex IS sodomy. Crazy Pope.

An interesting snippet of trivia that I shall be pleased to drop into the conversation the next time I meet a priest, any priest.

By the way, is the job still open? Only I need to pay the mortgage.....

What job? There's jobs going at Foxy manor -http://www.h2g2.com/F52250?thread=72687 Everyone welcome! :-P

How did they find out about that? Who told them? Where in the holy scrolls does it say that... ah, never mind

I hate this position , coz i don't like 2 look at someone's face while i make sex...in my opinion ; this position don't arouse me..
hey all girls!!!
Just read "KAMASUTRA"...then learn the other positions...coz lots of girls wanna make sex in missionary position..and this s really monotonous...
Last msg is 4 my ex-gfs..))

Aha.
A commitment-phobe!
I had forgotten about this thread.
I take it, caeruleus that you don't like intimacy?
What about kissing?
Or do you *kiss as-a-pre-get-their-pants-off*?
I have met *so* many men like you....
Don't you know that to be a great lover, you should aim to please your partner?
I wonder if you even know what a clitoris is...

ofcourse i know clitoris...
isn't that clitoris means ; a tropical fruit that grows under water.._? )) rofl!!! )
clitoris : is a small formation that can blister , and units above the lips in women genitalia organ...and also it s a kind of penis(of course not real penis) that had atrophied in women genitalia system...there re lots of strong nerves web in clitoris...and when u stimulate this organ , u'll come and have an orgasm...
but , this isn't a real orgasm as u know...in literature called clitoral orgasm..(but i know that lots of women prefer vaginal orgasm)...
hope that info is enough 4 u...if u need 2 know more about , just ask...don't feel ashamed.!!!
p.s. : people should talk about sex , like everything...it s just like eating , drinking and breathing..etc..(our metabolisma needs this)
hey! by the way ; ofcourse kissing is very important but it's a little part of sex..i prefer more position and sense ...
thats all 4 now..take it easy...

I like to see person like u who knows lots about sexual info
usually people wanna talk about things that they didn't know so much(especially women)
There are no rules 4 sex!! it happens with our insticts!!
in my opinion ; intimacy is not so much important,people should talk & learn more about sex.thats just the way we can solve our problems.
well,about missionary position; its little bit boring like eating hamburger everyday.there r lots of possitions that u can do.
My slogan is : JUST IMAGINE! and see what can u do ; feel the real SEX!!! ...

caeruleus, I'd like to introduce you to smart.
You two should get along famously.
Seven of Nine

heey!
thnx dude!..
and u&everybody should also introduce with smart too..
coz really we should need the people like this(he knows a lot , funny and also smart
thats all my friend..take it easy..byes

thanks caeruleus!!
we have lots of knowledge about sex and we r funny
keep on touch with we
see u later
take care

Well, keeping in touch seems to be THE topic here...