Missionary Position
Created | Updated Apr 27, 2002
When Missionaries first began stretching their teachings to other lands, they found that the most constructive position for educating the natives in The Ways of The Lord was to make oneself appear subservient, yet sincere. The most effective way of achieving this delicate balance was to encourage your pupil to lay with you and to maintain eye contact with them at all times in order to put them at their ease.
Some missionaries, however, were less morally correct than others, and were eager to take their teachings onto other levels. The Missionary Position soon became a rather lewd synonym for something altogether outside the remit of the Church's original education plan.
