h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is a great story. The twists were amazing, and it really turned out differently to how it started. I love this story! Have you written other stuff ? I'd love to read them if they're posted around.

Thanks

Theres a couple of guide entires on my PS

The character Captain Confuzzler was made with me in mind!

glad you like that as well, but he is the brain child of Evangeline

I enjoyed the series! I just love the characters. Seriously - I am renowned in my family for creating confusion and just general randomness. My dad on the other hand is quite logical and having a conversation with me always confuses him - mainly because he doesn't quite get how my mind works and so finds himself in a conversation that started about dinner, and ended up being about penguins.

you sound like my boyfriend

Aw I was hoping I was unique My family always say that and then say how grateful they are for that...

no sorry to disappoint you

As you should be!

hmph. Oh by the by: Just as a warning - the penguins are out to get us. They've taken over the squirrels, and now aim to take over the world.

I know

I used to have a warning on my page about them </>

You KNOW about them??? Everyone thinks that I'm crazy for telling them that!

apparently they are in cohoots with the you do know the lie don't you?

yes. Never EVER believe a They lie. I know by experience. Pigs also lie. They're evil creatures but so cute so I forgive them.

so, do you know of the penguin that likes to disguise itself by dressing up in scuba diving gear?

no....Is that like the penguin that crossdresses? Instead of wearing black and white clothing, he wears white and black.

theres a cross dressing one !!!!!!!

we have to be extra vigilant I think with all these penguins floating around

i know. They're plotting. You can see them plotting. It's disturbing...*looks around paranoid*

They're watching us...much like the computer elves are...

*hands you a foil hat, much like the one he, himself is wearing*


It confuses their alpha beta rays, and it makes it harder for them to track you.


Plus it you dance like this *dances like his dad* and wave your arms around frantically, it crashes their systems *nods his head*

Thanks!

*wears the hat and tilts it at an angle*

Now dancing you say...*does the robotic dance, then trips over a chair that mysteriously appears, and lands on a pair of skates that appear*

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGghhhh