A Conversation for Wit
Steven Wright
Waxer Started conversation Sep 25, 1999
It's a small world......but I wouldn't want to paint it.
You can't have everything .......where would you put it?
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
I once got pulled over and the cop said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "Why? Because I had my foot to the floor. Sends more gas through the carburettor. Makes the engine go faster. The whole car just takes off like that."I said, "See this?? ?? This steers it."
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
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