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Groucho Marx
Yoz Started conversation Sep 22, 1999
When told that he wouldn't be allowed to use a certain golf club's swimming pool because they didn't admit Jews:
"My son is half-Jewish - do you think they'd let him in up to his knees?"
And the legendary:
"I never forget a face, but I'll make an exception in your case."
-- Yoz
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