h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Great thread. Will contribute tonight... definitely

Okay here you go..My favourite first..

Jean Harlow-
Why you're Margot Asquith, aren't you? (mistakenly pronouncing the 't')
Margot Asquith -
No my dear, the 't' in Margot is silent, as in Harlow.

House of Commons late one night:-

Bessie Braddock-
Winston you are drunk!
Winston Churchill-
Bessie, you're ugly. And tomorrow morning I will be sober..

Oscar Wilde-
Do you mind if I smoke?
Sarah Bernhardt
I don't care if you burn.

Excellent stuff. I haven't had time to seek out some more Wilde (I think we'll have to limit the amount we include!!)

for some good quotes i recommended the site i think it is one the the sites kate helped start, i not completly sure. It is just quotes by personalities, but also books, movies, ect..

messed up on the link, so sorry. also, it is suppose to say

isn't just quotes, not is just..

i am a bit tired tonight