h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, I'm only going forward 'coz I cannae find reverse.

There's a /video/, eh? Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck.

Are you kidding? I can't even remember the name of the thread, much less when I last posted (well, before the last few, anyway.

'Nonnie

It was examples of evidence that there is no intelligent life on Earth.

Oh yeah ... Well.. I'd think my first mp3 would qualify for that one, too.. Detatchable Penis

'Nonnie

[stares]

You said it!!

Hi, uhhh i just wanted to correct the subject thread.... S as to avoid confusion

Righto. I'm fine with that.

But that has nothing to do with cheese sandwiches, I'm afraid. And what you mentioned about planets turning into banana fruitcake is simply not true. And I much prefer even /yogurt/ to tofu!

Yogurt is Yummy.

'Nonnie

Sheesh! I tuen my back for two weeks (due to illness) and when I come back,everyone has gone insane.Nice to know nothings changed (and whats with the funky smily faces etc?)

H2G2 updated. Editors make new smileys. You get?

Hi, Mac,

Glad you're better. Didn't know you'd been ill. Nothing serious, I hope.
Erm ...
Heather's just recovered from chicken pox. There isn't any connection, is there?
Here's a little something to build up your strength:

Have a fish.

is that fish made of gummy candy? and if so, do you know where i can get some?

I dunno.

Anyone heard of the Darwin Awards? They're posthumous awards to people who have improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it due to fantastic stupidity. For instance, to win a bet, a guy stood under a hornet's nest while his friend threw rocks at it.

Yes. There's a link to it somewhere from one of my pages.. probably the links page which is linked to from my homepage.. *whew* That's a lot of 'links'

'Nonnie

[Cut to a brief shot of Link from the Zelda games ... ]

Ooh, Zelda! Where is that last little piece of heart? (Enquiring minds want to know! )

'Nonnie

Yes, I get the Darwin Awards emailed to me.
We really should post the best ones {Should I say the ~worst~ ones???}here! They have me *ROFL* which is no bad thing, considering I'm passed my sell-by date, no-one has ~seriously~ answered my lonely-hearts ad; everyone I met at the London meet-up was ~so~ young! Aagh!

Nonny, the answer to your question depends (a) which game you're referring to and (b) which ones you've got already. Link's got an adventure here. Nonny, I'm hoping only YOU actually participate. http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=90766

Everyone here is cordially invited to my party(A481853
Have a cucumber sandwich...
And these stuipid darwinian people,don't moan about them,they're striking a blow for genetics