h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

proposing marriage is the best way to improve your sex-life. if you have a relationship with a member of the opposite sex on the planet that begins to wane, the best way to revive a healthy sex-life is to propose marriage. if you are fortunate you may be able to cancel the wedding in time.

The best way to improve your sex life if you are not satisfied is to change partner, maybe you begin to feel boring (boringness=the worst black death), am I right?

My friend of 14 years-old is engaged to an 18-year-old. The 14-year-old was the one to propose and she's really quite innocent...on the surface. Was this to improve her sex-life, do you think?
(And, tut-tut, you shouldn't be talking about this sort of thing when very ickle kiddies are registered here)
Boringness=school
actually.
So,
School=worst black death
So, I'm dead or dying...
But I'm non-existent, so I'm not alive, so I can't die.
I'm confused.

Funny, I just read another remark by Terry, and it was almost at the same amusement level - none.

IF you are "fortunate" you won't end up with two black eyes or worse! Females are not the same as they used to be or haven't you noticed??

The best way to improve your sex-life must be to find the klitoris..
that´s the way it went in the South park movie.So it must be true,because why would they lie to us in a so magnificient movie.
So,if there are anyone who have found one or two of thees items i would be very grateful if you could send me a sample or at least write down a map of the location where i may found one myself.

Have you looked under the fridge?

The quickest way to destroy your sex life is to actually proceed with the marriage ceremony.

"Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries." Mike Myers

well, actually i did look under the fridge,,didn´t i ? and the only thing i found there was my longagolost cat fluffy,she didn´t look the same anymoore. But thats the way she was anyway..

If you want to improve your sexlife, become better in bed - both of you. I'm constantly amazed that so many people just haven't a clue about mutually satisfying sex. The media is partly to blame for this. They perpetuate the myth that the missionary position and the majority of positions are going to be orgasmic for both sexes whereas, for almost all women, this is untrue. We are scared to say so though in case we are not the norm and perhaps most women do find it orgasmic (I assure you they don't). Most women fake it very early on and, once you have, you can NEVER admit that it is not fulfilling. Most women don't know what positions will be fulfilling so keep quiet about it. There are a couple of coital positions that allow the right stimulation to fulfil the woman as well as the man but, unless you hit them by accident then realise and remember what it was about those positions that made them work, you may never know any effective ones other than woman on top doing all the moving.
What we are led to believe by the media and each other is wonderful fulfilling sex is such a lie.