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The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 61

The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42

Glowing Pickle Limerick

There once was a pickle of green
By its light everything could be seen
120 volts bright
illuminescent light
yet the smell was really quite mean


The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 62

Baron Grim

smiley - applause


The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 63

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - wowsmiley - applausesmiley - biggrin


The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 64

The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42

Thank you! Thank You!smiley - smiley

*takes a bow*




The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 65

riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes

by the light (not the dark, by the light)
of the glo-owing pickle (not the tomato but the pickle)
i wanna tickle (not scratch but tickle)
to my honey i'll not be fickle!

honeymoon (honey moon, honey moon), in the shape of a sickle
your greenish yellow beams will bring love's dreams
we'll be cuddlin' quickl-y by that glow so pickle-y
by that lovely glowing pickle


The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 66

Baron Grim

In style of Rik, the people's poet:

Pickle...
You are so fickle...
You glow, like radioactive pollution.
Am I coming to your town or are you coming to mine?


The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 67

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

Peter Piper Picked A Peck of Pickled Peppers
If Peter Piper Picked A Peck of Pickled Peppers
How Many Pickled Peppers
Did Peter Piper Pick?

If you were brought up on the System Internationale 'Unite you probably won't be able to answer this question.smiley - laugh


The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 68

riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes

pontus pogorny poked a pint of peppered pickles...


The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 69

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

aT 1ST SIGHT i THOUGHT YOU'D SAID S'THING ABOUT 'PORNOGRAPHY', RIOTACT.

(B------d keyboard!)

At risk of blickybadger getting too frisky, thought I'd let people know that I've phoned my local council regarding the hiatus of rubbish collection smiley - grr. smiley - ermThey're going to ring me back.


The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 70

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Bet the lazy badgers won't even ring you back... you'l have to ring them again... get put on hold.... for a long while... gets dark... light of a glowing pickle to illuminate the scilence on the phone...


The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)

Post 71

Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489)

Oh my freaking god this thread is scary.


The Glowing Pickle of Doom

Post 72

The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42

may I ask how you came across the infamous glowing pickle of doom thread?


The Glowing Pickle Thread of Doom

Post 73

The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42

smiley - erm I hope we didn't scare you awaysmiley - sadface


The Glowing Pickle Thread of Doom

Post 74

riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes

looks like we did.


The Glowing Pickle Thread of Doom (A Horribly owned subsidiary of the Most Boring and Banal Thread on h2g2).

Post 75

Baron Grim

All our tines are gone,
Forked but now it's gone.
Seasonings don't fear the pickle,
Nor do the mayo, the bun and the grain.

Come on Baby... Don't fear the pickle,
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the pickle,
We'll be able to glow... Don't fear the pickle,
Baby I'm the Ham.


The Glowing Pickle of Doom

Post 76

Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489)

I'm subscribed to AskH2G2 (it comes with me used to not having much of a social life). It appeared one day all of its own accord.


The Glowing Pickle of Doom

Post 77

riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes

the pickle...glowing...own accord...why doctor, that means... yes... YES..IT'S ALIVE!...IT'S ALIVE!!!


The Glowing Pickle of Doom

Post 78

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

I don't recall 'glowing' as one of the criteria for s'thing to be alive.

Tries to recall things that glow but aren't alive.smiley - headhurts

What about luminous objects like paint, badges, radioactive paint, Cherenkov radiation etc etc, etc?


The Glowing Pickle of Doom

Post 79

riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes

the glowing is neither here nor there. it's the "own accord" that freezes me in my tracks! our dear cucurbit is not merely alive, but intelligent enough to have an accord all its own! a bright future opens to our creation! it could become, well, not prime minister or president of the untied snakes, , but well, lots of things!


The Glowing Pickle of Doom

Post 80

WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean.

It could become a dilettante and stand for the House of Picklement smiley - peacedove


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