h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never bothers me scratching my head. People think I'm trying to think of something.

No, I mean when the itch WON'T go away, and then multiplies...

People who make cups of tea and coffee for everyone but never offer to pour me a glass of coke...and then expect *me* to make them tea

Mockneys

People who throw cigerette ends out of their cars as they're driving along, or who just chuck them on the pavement as they're walking. You don't (often) see me drinking as I walk down the street and you'll never see me just throw an empty bottle away.

Oooh I'm with you on that one...bloody litterbugs... I'm always tempted to pick it up and say "excuse me I think you dropped this" pretending to be all helpful (obviously not the car ones though)

Big holes in your favourite snuggly jumper

English Heritage.

(They've just pulled the funding for a project that I was likely to get a job on, and have decided to spend the money on themselves, which isn't allowed!!, but shh, don't tell anyone that English Heritage are breaking the rules about the funding they recieve and could get in big trouble if caught out for being a load of fraudulant scrotes (according to some)).

Recruitment Agencies.

Having a rhetorical question answered. Why do it?!

The National Trust....don't touch....don't talk....don't breath you might damage the old building you've paid a rippoff amount to walk round in silence with your hands in your pockets listening to the dullest commentary ever on earphones that don't work.

People who nonchalently drop litter as they walk along. Sweet papers, fag packet cellophane, bus tickets. I honestly get so wound up about it that I usually have to say something - usually works to embarrass them but one day I'm gonna get punched.
Definately instead of definitely
Would of instead of would have
People who's voices go up an octave at the end of every sentence ? as if they are asking a question ? It's so irritating ?

Not being able to spell by having a mild form of dyslexia and having people acuse me of being lazy

And poeple who do use dyslexia as an excuse for their lazyness.

Ok. I'll say this before someone else does.

Moshers.

The wannabe alternative kids, who know nothing about the culture. They get their parents to buy them a new wardrobe, wear bad make up, listen to cheap throw-away music, shout stuff at us (being the proper culture people), clutter up the decent shops, look stupid, don't respect anything, and walking around claiming to represent a culture that hates them. Oh, and then claim to be individuals when they all wear the identical clothes, listen to music that sells millions of records, have no clue about what is going on, are about as intelligent as two thick planks, and are generally just t**ts.

HATE THEM.

I've seen kids at a bus stop drop crisp packets and tin cans when they're only a metre away from an empty bin.

My mum phoning me up and being nice to me when she knows it will usually start me off crying pathetically for hours making me feel crap and making her feel useless at the other end of the country unable to solve my problems for me....stop it mum...and especially stop doing it at 9:30 when I'm about to go to bed or even worse when Stargate SG1 is on

Being skint.

People phoning you at stupid times.

There should only *ever* be one six o'clock.

Oooh Pastey. I hate that too. Further to that...

People who use mental illness as an excuse for not taking a certain degree of responsibility for themselves.

People who walk around saying "Oh, I'm *so* depressed"

And :

People who want to be fictional characters. And *live* like they are a fictional character.

Lad-ettes.

Blind Date. And the people who watch it. Even worse - the scum that FEATURE on the programme.

Oh, and anyone who thinks Harry Potter is a good series of books (I know that was said earlier, but I'm just agreeing).

Banks