h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The WD40 is kept on the left sky hook.
NEVER the right fot obvious reasons.

I Googled for it, searched without joy on ebay and am now doomed to trudge round Sunday boot sales in the (probably) vain attempt of finding a replacement, but to travel hopefully is better than arriving - or so I am told

tab - what's that wriggling in your pocket ?

a worm?

I bought the 66 reissue i a few years back, it has an extra sprocket attachment like the origional 66 model, but with the addition of a slightly wider belt drive, and natch like the origional 66 its in harris twead.

Bloomin' eck, a worm??????

suddenly, I feel so inadequate.

either that or I've changed sex

looks a bit rubbery to me

I've a spare flange fitting attachment for an older model if anyones interested in buying it? I was going to put it on Ebay...

examines worm....hmm...looks like any other worm the cat would drag in...

I got £35 for the last one I sold...has it got additional hinges? they are worth more.

talented cat. Did you train it to do that?

2 legs, aren't you being a bit ageist?

You'll never shift that, 2legs. The older model has an imperial ball race.

this just gets worse

no it's always dragging stuff in..credit cards,cheque books.......

does she need a boyfriend. I have 2 cats here needing talented company. Dandy & Claudius

they are both boys..baggins and oedipus...notorious on hootoo....well known anyway

Claudius isn't too fussy

Dandy's full name is Dandelius de los Pantalones, not that he's pretentious.


Anyway, about my spiggots.....