h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Larrimah n.: One who tells jokes, but unfortunatly knows none that are amusing/ tells the same ones over and over, thus resulting in confused/annoyed stares rather than laughter

Wyajong n.: Someone who asks a professional person about a trade they know nothing about, questions that can niether be understood nor answered.

koolyanobbing v.: Pretending to be relaxed, charming and mysterious at a social event in order to meet important people and gain social status.

Bunbury v: The act of discreetly concealing, or dispensing with a meal of piece of food that has been specially prepared for you, but tastes repugnant.

warracnabeal v: The feeling of disgust when a cheesy sitcom or soap opera appears on the television.

chesterfield n: The expanse of skin between the breast where the cleavage would be if the breasts were larger/ pushed up with a wonderbra.

Esperance n: The feeling of irony when a popular excuse for late work manifests; The boy who cried wolf syndrome; eg The dog really does eat your homework.

Hindmarsh: Soiled underpants after several hours of Nyngan

Nyngan: Being forced to wear sioled underpants

Gunnedah: The feeling of knowing one has just soiled their underpants. Commonly observed in babies.

Parramatta: The act of dismissing a distressing action of one person unto another.This is a very common form of matyrdom. Eg "It doesn't matter, I never really liked that vase anyway"

Mordialloc: Someone who drinks undiluted cordial

Liverpool: The state of a liver in the deceased corpse of an alcoholic who died of intoxication.

Ingham n: A person who is *not* inclined to performance and does not like to be the centre of attention.

Holyroyd n: The miraculous state of your most prized Ferrari returning to you undamaged from a week of being lent to your friend.

Hurstville v: Spending a week sick in bed vommiting.

Mildura v: Discovering something in the back of your fridge that has been there since last Christmas.

Goondiwindi v: The act of walking in to a room filled with flatulent gas.

Warwick n: The sizzling moment between two persons right before a fight breaks out.

Kadina v: Tonights meal being the leftovers from last nights meal.

Goulburn v: When your finger turns green in an allergic reaction to a gold ring.

*All these are place names in Australia*