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Burgess Hill

Post 1

Dinsdale Piranha

Burgess Hill (n.)

A Burgess Hill is an apparently gentle slope that turns into the north face of the Eiger the moment you try to walk or cycle up it.


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Post 2

Dinsdale Piranha

Billingshurst (n.)

Any small addition an advertised price that contributes to inlating that price out of all recognition. Examples include '+ VAT' and 'Delivery and number plates extra'.
The On-The-Road price of a BMW with anything like a decent level of trim (electric windows, a sunroof, a radio) is composed almost entirely of billingshursts when compared to the price in the brochure.


Beech Hurst (n.)

A group of trees or bushes, or a wall intended to conceal some object (or activity), but which actually draws attention to it.


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