h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gorran - (vb.) To urge someone to do something that they'll regret tomorrow, simply because they're even more drunk than you.
"We spent an evening hanging around outside the police station, periodically gorraning Barry until he got arrested."

Probus - (adj.) Descriptive of the look on a politician's face as he silently berates his genitals on the trouble they've got him into.

Koshkonong - (n.) A careless person who is likely to mysteriously inujure themselves by repeatedly falling over while in police custody.

Plovdiv - (n.) The crushing feeling of irredeemable stupidity in a public place.


Gorran and Probus are both in Cornwall. Koshkonong is in Missouri. Plovdiv is in Bulgaria.

Oh, and there's also...

Treveor - (n.) A pointlessly misspelled name which parents believe confers the status of "individual" and "free-thinker" on their poor, bullied child.

Pedernales - (n.) A pair of underpants you really could have done without knowing about.

Gackle - (vb.) To laugh in a way that conveys your deepest contempt for the person telling the joke.

Treveor is in Cornwall, Pedernales is in Chile, Gackle is in N. Dakota.